randangonpa | Trash Squad Day 1

Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Ask away!

Shit. I'm bad at sneaky.

[. . . WELL THEN]

That's. . .

Awkward?

Well, I don't see a keyhole anywhere. Maybe you have to press the right buttons?

[ We're just gonna have to find a combination first, though, because. Machine guns. ]

Studying love to get a license would be one of the hardest challenges in this universe.

[OH NO DID HE MISS SOMETHING?]

How's it work then?

To be clear, even those who are voted off will be able to return home?

Yeah, that's one word for it. So this [presses his hand to his chest] is Shut Hell, and I'm Sudoh. We actually look pretty similar, so she's probably my ancestor or something? But she's in here too, so if I suddenly start acting way different it's probably her.

There was an 'oxygen' button in there too. Like, we could've turned off all the oxygen on accident.

[And someone let Minako Aino pres the buttons.]

So the wall's still up...

[shakes his head sadly]

Oh, yes. I'm sorry, that was rude of me--my name's Allen Walker.

Yikes.

Oh! In your language it's more like, oh-TOE-samma?

[it cannot be overemphasized how badly he is mangling the pronunciation]

... is that what "video cameras" do?

Edited 2018-02-17 03:48 (UTC)

Well.... nope!

[She just admits.]

It looks like everyone else here is in the same boat. That's why I think ... they couldn't be that sneaky, for no one to notice at all. So either we don't remember or... they can just capture people without ever touching them. I guess there are crazier abilities out there.