Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[justpure]

Ah! Forgive me, it was hard to tell.

[So lighter pinks does not equal girl. Noted.]

[chincoola]

Hm, no Sayuris. But I saw Yuri! Haha!

[purrtagonist]

It's an ancient form of magic that responds only to the warm brush of one's body heat. Look--

[reaches over his shoulder to tap the screen, which lights up when he does so. OOOOOOH]

[liftoft]

Haha, sorry! It looks like there's way more people this time, so that's probably a little impossible, even for you!

[helptilistop]

Oooh~! I'm not sure what a chopper is, but a feast would be super awesome!

[chinhotta]

Could be! You never know if it'll be the way to win over someone's heart. Or other parts, but, y'know.

[tsunderine]

[ SHE'S SO ASHAMED......... and she's almost burying her face in her hands because of it ]

This stupid thing is just so difficult to use! [ Typical Tohsaka. ]

[tocatchafallingapple]

Indeed!

And no, I'm not sure how we ended up here. What does Little Miss remember?

[ these are indeed the important questions ]

[liftoft]

What the heck...

[ He heaves a big sigh, then tries to perk up ]

Well--it's not like it's that bad, in the end. Just annoying!

[truthstranger]

...Yeah... I was here for a game before. And one before that, that it was modeled from.

[fightingoverdose]

[nods, frowning]

...Well, that ain't how it's gonna be this time, so don't worry!

[since...apparently that's all it takes???]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO]

[cons: this is the murder school. yusuke is here. yusuke is here, in murder school]

[pros: chinchillas promised there would be no murder]

[cons: CAN YOU TRUST A CHINCHILLA???]

. . . which one of those questions is the most important to you?

[flamingprick]

Eeeh, what's in the past is in the past. As long as nobody dies now, it's fine.

[justpure]

[That's a rather intimidating aura, sir. It's kind of attracting a lanky young man in a visual kei school uniform and a facemask.]

Judging by the reactions of some of our fellow captives, this is no accident.

[truthstranger]

Ah...

[ he looks happy to see him, at least ]

W-Well, maybe not all along. But there was apparently a dating game version of mine, in some timeline...

[helptilistop]

Well, usually, they put the "on" button on the front.

[ Which he presses, to demonstrate. ]

Like so!

[chincoola]

If y'hugged concrete that'd be very physical, son.

[flamingprick]

What? How's it difficult?

[fightingoverdose]

Sure, they're irritatin' little shits, but they ain't that bad...

[tsunderine]

Well, those two sound like they don't seem to care. More like they only care if people can actually talk and understand each other.

[purrtagonist]

[OPENLY STARING, SORRY??? out of everyone here, she is getting the biggest double take]

Ah--?

[sunbottles]

You mean my Yuri?!

[appleofhiseye]

It might be a metaphor. For...group bonding. I don't see why romance would need to involve prizes.

[no it's probably just romance and passion, but she looks confused about why]

[hopegloats]

[ This skinny, somewhat disheveled looking boy picks up a tablet and glances around at everyone in the room, not looking particularly alarmed. ]

Haaaah. So the rules have changed.

[starinhereye]

[has figured out the tablet from observation but still flipping it from the front and back, intrigued, and poking delicately . . . honestly, watching people more than he's looking at the screen and waving if anyone notices him staring]

Hi, sorry.