Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[truthstranger]

I mean... dating rather than killing. That was apparently an option in some universe for my game, as well.

[liftoft]

To me, yeah! I actually just came from one. Pretty bad luck, right?

[artisticliberty]

Indeed. I am well aware of how humans are prone to falling prey to all manner of twisted desires.

[loveisanopenseal]

I see . . . though I guess I would have predicted you would be the ultimate testtaker instead.

[liftoft]

You're imagining things. I got out, anyway, so I clearly did just fine at dating, no matter how many tickets I had!

[liftoft]

Wouldn't I have had to take a lot more tests for that? Like, on a bunch of topics?

[truthstranger]

...No, I'm saying something happened to our memories.

[purrtagonist]

[a rare moment when he has a leg up over a Velvet Room Attendant. . . if only because her attire, her appearance, and her ties to Lavenza tipped him off]

Hm. . . and what's the question?

[truthstranger]

Ah... I imagine it's a joke from our hosts.

[ Shuichi quietly counts himself lucky he didn't get the brunt of it this time...... ]

[purrtagonist]

[tsk tsk]

You may want to find a replacement card before you get caught without one.

[liftoft]

...Every time you say somethin' I get more and more glad that you're outta there...

[pecker]

I honestly don't know what they did... or why! There are military bunkers that are less fortified than this.

[Niwatori glances around nervously, wringing her hands.]

That chinchilla basically said we're locked in with somebody that likes to murder, too. I hope that's a lie, but some of these people seem really off...

[purrtagonist]

I had intended to from the start.

[he makes a face]

It's weird how this school hasn't changed one bit. . .

[liftoft]

Th-- the rules didn't say anything about a card! They can't throw in last minute conditions like that!

[purrtagonist]

Too scrawny and plain-looking, right?

[purrtagonist]

It's fine, Fox.

[tilts his head, flashing Yusuke a smile]

The last time I broke into this room, I got caught up in a few traps. That's all.

[purrtagonist]

[AKIRA'S A LITTLE SHIT. but also not one to milk things for longer than necessary]

You realize I'm kidding, right?

[tsunderine]

You're smarter than you look, and we haven't even exchanged names yet. I'm Tohsaka Rin. And you are?

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya flicks his zippo open and shut again.  ]

Not psycho enough. I expect more laughing and talking about voices in your head.

[ Is he serious? Who can say. ]

[truthstranger]

So it wasn't like that for you...?

[clocked_out]

Yeah actually it saved me a shitton.

[starinhereye]

Do you want to become an official detective?

[caught in trying to figure out navigation but getting back to the profiles, checking Obi's then his own]

[liftoft]

--S-Seriously?! Shit, man, I was really worried for a second!

[artisticliberty]

Yes. And it is possible they are all extremely perverted.

[truthstranger]

That is a bit weird... though, I suppose there's no reason to assume time passed normally here while we were gone.