Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[smalltales]

[ this guy ]

Yo, Shinguji-chan! Fancy meeting you here!

[smalltales]

Darn it! I wanted to be the first to the punch and reap all the benefits!

[smalltales]

Nobody can ignore legal action! Unless they're, I dunno, part of a secret evil organization or something.

[smalltales]

The mascots are reaaaally pushing the envelope, though.

[smalltales]

Yep! Didn't know it was big enough to have imitators, though!

[dismemberthename]

Wow. Fucked up.

[smalltales]

You look so happy about it... Are you that desperate?! Is being forced into a dating game the only way you can get some action?!

[discerp]

Well, b-because...! Because if she's th-that mad at me, I m-must've done something... Probably...

And, um, it's usually just easier that way...

[counterfaith]

There are all sorts here, it seems.

[redcarnation]

This place, the chinchilla overlords, the people... Whatever you got.

[smalltales]

It's definitely fucked up how fast people run out of material fast these days.

[dismemberthename]

Sure. That's the fucked up part, and not the multiple kidnapping franchises.

[discerp]

A lot of people... [She echos in a mumble, before realizing that they're likely talking about different people. She's only seen a couple people she recognizes, but she peeks at the tablet anyhow]

Oh, is there, um, a roster...? [She hadn't been paying enough attention to that oops]

[assent]

[ So he's going along with it after all??? Okay. She'll do her best too then. ]

Muy bien, let us give it our all, Komaeda-san.

[dismemberthename]

Yeah, you can check it out from this icon.

[turns his tablet to her to indicate.]

[smalltales]

[ suddenly very forcefully, for whatever reason ]

Hey, mumbling is rude! If you have something to say, speak up!

[assent]

Is it truly that unusual?

[ Because she has??? been chloroformed???? idk what to tell you, Hinata. ]

The foundations seem tight so I do not think that would be possible, yet we should try, yes.

[ Her own smile is a little... strained at the rest. ]

What a terrible situation we have found ourselves in.

[assent]

Just a couple of times, but that is to be expected, I suppose.

[ Her smile doesn't drop anyway. ]

It is very rare that people will be happy with everything you do for them, and I admit my country has some problems as well, however...

[ She trails off, letting out a soft laugh after. ] I do not believe that this is the time for this, is it?

[discerp]

[She follows the instructions and looks delighted to find it worked] Ultimate--

Is everyone here an Ultimate too? [THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE but okay. She frowns, brow furrowed]

[assent]

The Kimono is an important aspect of Japanese culture, it's something to treasure... [ Coming from the girl who has never worn one probably. ] At least, that is what I have read?

[ NOW SHE'S QUESTIONING EVERYTHING HELP ]

But it is a pleasure to meet you, Sara.

[assent]

The envelope?

[ Her head cants to the side, not quite Getting It ]

[assent]

Which is a relief. [ She sighs out softly and clasps her hands in front of herself. ]

There is more to life than money.

[redcarnation]

I don't think someone born with a silver spoon in their mouth has any say in that.

[smalltales]

Weeeellll, kidnapping's nothing I haven't seen before. Usually I'm just on the other side of the equation!

[assent]

My position has helped me see that there are many who need help and support which I am more than happy to give, please do not be so quick to judge me just because of my title.