Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[fightingoverdose]

Now, maybe purple's just the on-trend color fer fuzzy dudes this year. But maybe you and your pets just have some weird fetish hobbies.

[flamingprick]

[Dude.]

So you're from the mysterious world where there's no working showers. Got it.

[slice_of_life]

... THat's why... um, I'd... like to survive...

I don't know if I should make friends with you in hopes you'll spare me or leave you alone to minimize our contact and lower the risk you'll choose me as a target...

[truthstranger]

Ah.

[ That removes any ambiguity about where or when Korekiyo was coming from, at least. ]

Well. I won't say I can forgive what you did. But... I'm glad you're alive.

[sunbottles]

Well, I mean... I don't remember signing up for anything. And there's no way I'd be any good at this, ehehe.

[daughterofthemark]

Ah! Thank you! Yes, the lack of instructions seems like something of an oversight. Unless perhaps they mean to test our intelligence... in which case I suppose I've been soundly beaten.

[bladeisme]

SORRY FOR NOT KEEPING MY COOL WHEN I'M BACK IN THIS GODDAMN MURDER SCHOOL!

[But he's quieter about it, at least.]

[justpure]

Oh? You were forced into a killing game as well?

[starinhereye]

I can try. But, you know, the best way to keep him from getting too restless is if he's protecting you. It doesn't work as well if I'm around too.

[nodding his head to an exit, still going to explore with her though]

[slice_of_life]

R-Really?

... [pause]

What's... I mean. Why would you do that, for me...?

[lefthandpath]

Apparently?

[look, Akira just listed off a bunch of things he has never heard of.]

[fightingoverdose]

Hope so! I ain't sparred with any guys in forever. It'd be good practice.

[liftoft]

I-I don't have weird fetish hobbies! I don't have time for shit like that--! None of this is gonna help me get to space!

[starinhereye]

My name's Zen. I'm from Clarines. How about you? Where are you from?

[lefthandpath]

There's always that, too.

[so, holds out right hand.]

I'm Allen Walker. It's nice too meet you.

[plsbully]

[ CONCERNING ]

-- You have even found yourself here?

[liftoft]

That's the spirit!

So, here's the plan--date everyone

[bladeisme]

[Oh thank christ he's with someone he remembers. Ichigo yells back, a bit less loud -]

MAYBE IF YOU GET UP HERE, YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING!

[purrtagonist]

[everything pales in comparison after you've lived through murder round one. or died through it. you know]

I've had. . . practice.

[he responds, lifting a hand in a two-fingered salute as he does so]

[helptilistop]

Awwww, c'mon! I bet you're totally cute under there! Lemme seeeeeee!!

[ Huffs! ]

[daughterofthemark]

I never volunteered for anything of this nature, either. So perhaps there truly has been a mixup... or perhaps we were simply selected at random? But you surely have nothing to worry about.

[plsbully]

Judging by their stubbornness I'm sure they'd find a way for the mute to be included as well.

[lefthandpath]

Mm. Just like that.

My name's Allen Walker. It's nice to meet you.

[right hand for shaking?]

[tocatchafallingapple]

I was just walking when I found myself here.

[truthstranger]

It's usually a bear, in the games where I'm from. I suppose a rabbit was involved once...