Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[liftoft]

Hey! Don't make space weird! It's not like that!

[ wait ]

There are aliens here? Real ones?

[truthstranger]

Ah, no. That's not what I meant. They just had a monitor I saw it on, here.

[tsunderine]

That's true. But it doesn't look like anybody here wants to hurt anybody... besides those two chinchillas, apparently.

[appleofhiseye]

...It's not my place to ask, really, but that makes me a little worried for you.

[afailedmurder]

I'm his partner.

[slight but highly intentional pause]

We've started up our own detective agency.

[liftoft]

I guess... even if it's not bad, nobody really wants to be the guy who's sent home 'cause he couldn't get a date, right?

[lefthandpath]

I've heard magic is just science we don't necessarily understand, yet. So that makes sense.

[thickandchunky]

[He'll put a hand over Reyson's hand at least. There, friendly non-bruising greeting.]

In a way. I found a distant land and started up a new mercenary troop, but I could always go further.

How have you been?

[truthstranger]

...And there are a lot of people here who...

[ He trails off vaguely as he looks around. ]

[fightingoverdose]

...Can you solve dates? Is that the problem?

[lefthandpath]

BDSM?

[aaaand you're free.

i mean, he knows what it is just probably not put in that way.]

[bladeisme]

Justified...Yeah, considering how the last time was a game where we had to kill each other, I think I've got the right to threaten these bastards.

[SORRY HE'S

STILL KIND OF BITTER]

[flamingprick]

[Well this is quite the turn of events. Though really, Rin should have expected it, Allen looks so tiny.]

Uh.

If you're hungry, I could make you something I guess?

[Look he won't let anyone go hungry, he's not that cruel.]

[purrtagonist]

[ah. . . well]

[rrraises a hand]

That group would include me.

[slice_of_life]

...Thank you.

I'm not... freaked out. I'm just... not very good with people, especially meeting new people...

...Yuri.

[flamingprick]

If our experience was anything to go by, they'd need a chaperone to keep them out of trouble.

[bladeisme]

I'm not hungry, I just don't want to go through another fucking killing game!

[WHY THIS

Also you don't know him!!!]

[lefthandpath]

It's best not to overthink it until something comes up, in my experience.

[appleofhiseye]

Thank you. It would be nice if it's that easy to resolve.

If you don't mind me asking, what's a speeding ticket?

[purrtagonist]

[CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW PUN FRIEND, APPLE SHIRAYUKI]

[he's grinning by the time she finishes, totally opening his mouth to respond, when-- ack. tablet. in face]

Oh-- sure, of course.

[gonna take that from her and flip it around so the screen is facing up now]

You don't have these where you come from, I assume.

[lefthandpath]

I'm sorry for the trouble you've had.

Hopefully things will be different this time around?

[tocatchafallingapple]

Right.

[ but sticking in your space and whispering ]

So, romance and passion, Master.

[tsunderine]

Not really. I just got back home from a long trip [ dealing with the Clock Tower magic bullshit association ] from London, so I wanted to relax with my friends and family.

[fightingoverdose]

Just that fast, are you?

[discerp]

[THAT...SURE IS CORRECT, YES.]

Y-yes! So. I don't think you have to worry about something like that...?

Um, of course, i-it's just my opinion, i-it doesn't really matter! I'm sorry!