Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[artisticliberty]

That is a far too unsatisfying answer. I must discover the truth for myself.

[dismemberthename]

What a carefree attitude... That's upside down.

[artisticliberty]

[scoffs]

Who would find that sexually arousing?

[futurebullets]

My... eyes?

[what.]

Yeah, they are. They always have been. [Now Hinata is really concerned, and he's giving her a careful look.] Are you okay, Tsumiki?

[artisticliberty]

I see. How repulsive. And not at all what I was hoping for.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya frowns, nodding at the words. ]

That's exactly what it looks like.

[artisticliberty]

[this guy's here, aren't you happy]

... so you're here, too.

[fightingoverdose]

[grins gamely, cocking her head]

Yours is somethin' different? C'mon, pretty bird, show me what you got.

[plsbully]

I hardly needed you to tell me we could get out of here by simply waiting.

[cantry]

[Agoraphobia is thrumming through Natsuki's tiny body; when she sets eyes on a familiar similar uniform to the one she's wearing, she crosses her arms to stabilize herself, and in her own indirect way keeps Yuri firmly in her field of vision.]

Ugh! If this creep is trying to make one of those movies that's cute at first and then gets all gory, I am gonna barf!

[fightingoverdose]

I mean, not that that's gonna stop anybody from playin'. But it's the principle of the thing.

[motorcycle_noises]

There has to be more to it than they're saying.

[ Tatsuya pulls a zippo out of his jacket and starts flipping it open and closed, his manner absent enough that he seems almost unaware he's even doing it. ]

They're hiding something.

[fightingoverdose]

Think it means you wanna pretend-bang your dad.

[cantry]

I think the original part is where they violate our boundaries and make us feel totally unsafe.

[She has her hands tightly planted on her hips.]

[tsunderine]

Hm? Yeah, they do. Why?

[motorcycle_noises]

I think they're up to something.

[ Tatsuya pulls a zippo lighter out of his jacket and starts flicking it open and shut. ]

...But it doesn't hurt to play along until we can figure out what.

[slice_of_life]

N-Natsuki...

[She was glad to see her, and yet...]

Couldn't you have phrased that a little more... subtly?

[assent]

[ He transformed into the Ultimate Panty Collector, that's what. ]

Put your hands on your head. Are you saying that you were not aware of... [ How does she even refer to this?????? ] those being there?

[fightingoverdose]

...Soapland?

[cantry]

You don't even think romance is "all bad" sometimes? Wow, you're a real creep. Remind me to not date you.

[assent]

That is what I have heard from dramas I have seen as well. It could be, though I suppose it would make sense if these creatures have money to spare on a game like this?

[discerp]

[Mikan shakes her head. She's not sure anymore now, what the fuck is this.]

But, before-- Um, before... One was red, and the other was green! B-but now they're suddenly both back to green, like... L-like they were when we were still on the island...

[tsunderine]

The easiest place to start would be to check the place out, right?

[artisticliberty]

[mouth twists]

How abhorrent.

[counterfaith]

Well, but you did ask.