Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[truthstranger]

[surprise]

And try to date people and win hearts, you mean?

[thickandchunky]

[Washboard abs, meet biceps the size of melons.]

Hm... not sure what that is.

[truthstranger]

Maybe, but... I'm not sure what that means, exactly.

[counterfaith]

Is there any change in life that has such consideration?

[ he has already checked and there's no games on the tablet, but ]

You'll want to go to the home screen first. The center button.

[thickandchunky]

Sounds like the kind of frivolous game nobles would make.

What are your thoughts on this?

[truthstranger]

Mm... twice, actually.

[counterfaith]

It isn't in the cards for myself.

[purrtagonist]

The one where his killing game was a dating game?

[he suddenly sees exactly what is going on here]

Yeah. It probably is difficult, to meet an old friend who has different memories than yours. He'll need someone to support him while he figures out what to do.

[HINT HINT]

[dismemberthename]

That's terrible. I'm so sorry.

[purrtagonist]

Mmyep.

[popping the p for emphasis]

Bright side: they won't force us to attend class. Probably.

[counterfaith]

Yes, that is too unfortunate, but I won't make it past the first round, I'm sure. Well, I've already made my peace with making a graceless exit from this stage, though.

[dismemberthename]

I've got a lot going on where I was before this, so I'd like to either bust my way out or get it over with fast.

[purrtagonist]

I am a big fan of deals.

[that's why he has confidants and not social links]

But it's nice to know there's someone else here willing to watch my back.

[plsbully]

[ nod, nods approvingly. ]

I can't disapprove. It wouldn't do to be too limited, with a name such as that.

You may call me Avenger.

[dismemberthename]

I don't want to think about what classes they'd teach here.

[purrtagonist]

I think. . . that's an answer you have to come to by yourself.

1/2

[purrtagonist]

Advanced human anatomy: how to stab someone in the heart without hitting the ribs.

[thickandchunky]

If you need a hand with busting out, I'll try that tactic with you.

[purrtagonist]

[GOD. FUCK]








That was morbid. Sorry.

[aria_ardeinae]

...So they mean for us to participate in this golf. A sport, I assume.

[ He will claw to an understanding of these strange beorc terms. ]

I suppose I'll be at a disadvantage. I imagine a daddy kink would do my wings no favors either, after all.

[dismemberthename]

[it's ok akira he would ace that class] ...I won't call you out on being morbid if you won't call me out on thinking it was hilarious?

[purrtagonist]

[THUMBS UP]

Your secret is safe with me.

[starinhereye]

So, you haven't seen something like this before either, too, right?

[truthstranger]

Sure...

[Shuichi flips to the game outline, and then back to profiles, and skims to open up his own profile]

Ah, I'm back to 'Ultimate Detective' this time.

[clocked_out]

Actual golf is pretty intense but they might make us do mini-golf, yeah. I'm surprises you don't have daddy kink all the time with those huge things.