Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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Comments

[flamingprick]

Yep. Older AND more mature.

[That is a lie.]

He's always looking up to me and relying on me to get him out of trouble.

[Also a lie.]

And I'm more popular with the girls!

[WOW SUCH LIE]

[redcarnation]

How mysterious ♥

[ But apparently the evasive answer is intriguing enough that Isuke is satisfied and won't pry. ]

Your turn at asking.

[tocatchafallingapple]

[ nope he's just sitting here and drinking as he hears these answers ]

[dismemberthename]

'Course they do. That's pretty much what's happening here, right?

[purrtagonist]

[oh, well. this is easy]

Being kidnapped.

[like, real easy]

[tocatchafallingapple]

Is it morning or night when you stay up long enough to see the sun rise?

[flamingprick]

[Ayyyy good job buddy! That gets a thumbs-up from him.]

I'm glad you two are in so much love. Hopefully nobody here thinks they'll seriously be able to date either of you.

[redcarnation]

[ She waves the card in the general direction of Vanilla on the table. ]

The rodents beg to differ. So?

[helptilistop]

[ Just kind of going through the deck, tossing out the ones he doesn't like. ]

No... Boring... Lame... Way too personal for a first date... Don't care... This is just a duplicate of the second one... Oooh! Here's a good one! What are the most important factors in a relationship? Simple and to the point. I like it!

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . . phantom thievery. . . . murder that one time. . . .]

Forgetting to return rented DVDs.

[flamingprick]

I dunno, breasts are pretty good too.

[.....WAIT

WAIT NO]

I-I-I mean CHICKEN! CHICKEN BREASTS!

[tocatchafallingapple]

[ evasive is the way to go; but obi pulls a card and based on her attitude, he won't hold back ]

So, what would you do if you were kidnapped?

[cantry]

[Natsuki has her hair ribbons tied so tight that the edges of her scalp are a little whitened. The plate and glass at her table setting are clean and empty.

Otherwise, she looks fucking adorable.]

Hey. I guess while you're here we might as well talk. What's your favorite pattern? Stripes, polka dots, that kind of thing.

[dismemberthename]

Seems we're in pretty good company.

[picking up another one...

immediately swapping it out]

"Coffee, or tea?"

[redcarnation]

You just said 'judge'.

[ .....? ]

[bestmothercat]

I see... Got any you'd be willing to share with me?

or are they too personal to share? 'Cause I also don't mind the tall, handsome, and mysterious type that you seem to be presenting.

[discerp]

[oh, she's got this!] O Rh D negative! It's the universal donor! A-and AB Rh D positive blood is the universal receive, so I like that too!

[She's so pleased.]

[counterfaith]

I see. I'm not familiar with such a term, but it's admirable to be so studious. Myself, I awake early to attend sermon.

[dismemberthename]

Oh, so much stuff. I'm a bandit.

[tocatchafallingapple]

Oooh, the best big brother then~

[ THE BIGGEST LIE THERE IS ]

[purrtagonist]

[someone is extremely not taking this seriously]

Footie pajamas with a cat-eared hood.

[justpure]

[This is very much a thing, and so is this weird masked dude with his fingers interlaced on the table.]

People who turn the thermostat up too high. Now I should ask you the same question.

[tocatchafallingapple]

Alcohol.

[ that's not an answer choice ]

[purrtagonist]

[oh. . . it's her. . .]

[he pauses, but answers earnestly. probably the first one he's given so far]

Nothing.

[counterfaith]

I attend sermon early morning every day, so I am a morning person, though I welcome both.

[ more like he's a doesn't-sleep-at-all person but ]