Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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Comments

[assent]

"Do you like using props in the bedroom?"

[ Her head tilts. ] I suppose it would be interesting to know how people decorate their rooms.

[ THAT ISNT IT ]

[cluelesscavewoman]

I am a samurai. It is my duty to defend Horizon Ariadust and follow her orders.

[justpure]

[Who needs details?]

I'm happy to hear that, at least. It's a shame you have to move on after that... But such is life.

[assent]

I am glad to hear you think that. [ She gives him a smile. ] And hello to you as well, Yusuke.

Let me see... [ She turns a card over. ]

"What is something you’re most knowledgeable about?"

[assent]

I see. If it was comfortable I suppose it doesn't matter, no?

[cluelesscavewoman]

I did not finish my wifely training with Kazuno. So I only know how to prepare a few dishes... I like making food because then I get to eat it, but it takes too long.

[Copies]

'If you could visit anywhere, where would you go and why?'

[redcarnation]

That's the best answer yet ♥

[ She's totally checking out those arm muscles... ]

[cluelesscavewoman]

Jud. I was here two weeks ago. When we were here someone had to be murdered every few nights, or we would be forced to execute someone else.

[cluelesscavewoman]

[I'm sorry you're speaking to someone too dumb to realise that she has had a feeling.]

It is not. Most of the world saw what happened. That is not classified information.

[lacrimose]

[That suggestive look does wonders in enticing him over. He joins her at the table, looking as surly as ever, but not even hiding the fact he's checking her out.

To the question, he quickly shakes his head.]

I'd never hurt a human.

this was legit the first thing that came up

[helptilistop]

Ha! Now there's something I've never been accused of before.

Let's see what we've got here now... [ Flips through a couple questions before settling on: ]

Are you close with your family?

[cluelesscavewoman]

I am not allowed to go near them for some reason.

[lacrimose]

[Grabs a card, and asks with a straight face:]

"Do you like using props in the bedroom?" [He's helping.]

[helptilistop]

[ Winner winner chicken dinner! ]

Well, it's gonna get awful boring if we just sit and stare at each other, dontcha think?

So! You wanna start the questions, or should I?

[artisticliberty]

Why would I fantasize about something dirty?

[???]

My fantasies are typically about painting, and there is very little in them that I would consider dirty.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Are you a diplomat?

[cluelesscavewoman]

Jud. I do not understand that part either. But the others have said that it is fine.

[justpure]

[Korekiyo knows better.]

Your Highness, I regret to inform you that the card you just drew is asking about using objects during sexual encounters.

[Just... Setting the record straight before she gets into trouble.]

But for the record, I prefer to keep my bedroom organized. I have a lot of reference books in there that I would rather not lose track of.

[artisticliberty]

Art, naturally. I have spent a good portion of my life studying art. It is my passion, my reason for living.

[...]

Well, one of several reasons.

[justpure]

Ah... I see.

[Because apparently, to her, all animals = food. Intriguing.]

May I ask you another question?

What is he doing in that icon?

[cluelesscavewoman]

Jud. I could also get in trouble for that to.

What did you do to cause it?

[lacrimose]

I'd choose this arm.

[He waves his right hand. Oddly specific, but hey.]

[cluelesscavewoman]

No. The others said that it was cute and that it was a good term. So I will wear it this time as well if I still have it.

What do you wear?

[cluelesscavewoman]

Judge. [nodnod]

[lacrimose]

[Grabs a card.]

"Is there anything you’d change about yourself?"