Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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Comments

[cluelesscavewoman]

She cannot afford new things still. She has only just gotten a mouse to use for Divine Communications.

...I will ask another question...

...'Which body part seems tastiest?'

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . .]

The kidneys?

[cluelesscavewoman]

There isn't a lot of meat there though. I think the thighs would be best because that is normally were the most meat is.

[...Has she actually thought about this?]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . 'kay, Futayo]

Yeah, but kidneys are healthier. They're high in protein and low in fat.

[is this the discourse they should be having]

[cluelesscavewoman]

[Grr]

No. Thick cut barbecue is the best.

[You're talking to a girl who thought a guy cutting his wife's arms off was romantic... So it's probably a terrible idea.]

[purrtagonist]

[FUTAYO PLZ]

You have extremely strong feelings on meat, don't you?

[cluelesscavewoman]

Judge! Meat is the bestest thing!

[Crosses arms :<




...Uncrosses arms and stares.]


Curry is good too.

[purrtagonist]

[a laugh]

Are we going to have this argument again? You never did teach me how to cook fish.

[cluelesscavewoman]

[That might be a pout, or an attempt at puppy eyes. She's learning. Maybe.]

I do not have fish.

[purrtagonist]

And the pond in the greenhouse is gone now. I wonder. . . maybe they keep some fish in the kitchen?

[cluelesscavewoman]

[Downcast, kicked puppy etc, etc]

I could not find any...

[purrtagonist]

[damn]

Maybe we'll unlock the pond as we go along. Kind of like we did last time.

[cluelesscavewoman]

...

Is there still the body room? [Morgue, she means morgue.]

[purrtagonist]

[UH]

I haven't actually looked, but I'm kind of worried that you're asking about it right now.

[when they're talking about meat, fish and things to find in the kitchen]

[cluelesscavewoman]

[Oblivious! ...But it is a legit concern. There are special butchers for the human eating creatures back home.]

That room was hidden. Why are you worried?

[purrtagonist]

[what the fuck, Futayo]

We're talking about food, and you bring up the morgue. Why wouldn't I be worried that you're linking the two things together?

[cluelesscavewoman]

[Head tilts??????? Nope still not getting it.]

They are both hidden rooms, I cannot think of any others.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . OH. OKAY. THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT]

[breathes out a sigh of relief]

Ah. . . all right, that makes sense.

[that is. not the connection he thought she was making, but FORTUNATELY the buzzer goes off seconds later]

[cluelesscavewoman]

Oh... Goodbye.

[Waves!]