[he wins at tasteful makeouts but when it comes to libido, he's probably got a little too much shame to top her in most purely physical things... Not to say he couldn't top her in other ways, but him claiming friendship with her had her off-balance for longer than him claiming Ike.]

The god Zeus! Turned into a swan to get with a hot chick, since why not, I guess. Do you get more play as a heron than as a dude?