[ ...he's not a beluga whale he shouldn't be able to swim that far ]

Heh, you'd be able to get some ass, at least.

Honestly, I dunno if it's somethin' we can fix with fists. I mean, I'll give it a shot, since that's basically all I can do. I'll leave the thinkin' up to my buddy Amesu.

But wait, what'd your bro do other than not be able to cook his own lunch? You gotta kick his ass and that shitty angel knock-off?