Day 11

[pandatreasure]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[Ah yes, there's the beautiful sound of Raquelle's voice ringing out over the loudspeakers to wake everyone the fuck up this fine and lovely morning. Don'tcha just love that raccoon screeching.]

I get it, I get it, you're all fat and happy after the holidays. Well, no more of that, that's for sure! You can trust us on that, you sure can, nyehehehehe! 'til then...Oooh, maybe we will have some corpses to mess with if you guys don't hurry your butts up.

Nyehehehehe!

[Aaaand with that, she's gone. What the hell is she talking about? Maybe take some time to check out all the cool new areas that have been found overnight and find out...]


((Content Warning: Investigation portions of this post are going to contain eye trauma/horror. The tag in which it actually appears will be marked in the subject, but please be aware of this before choosing to participate in the investigation!

For this investigation! because there's very little to find, there are going to be two toplevels for the locations containing stuff. Please give precedence to people who didn't find anything last time! Once the appropriate discoveries have been made, feel free to involve others in each thread.

Recyclr))

Comments

[piertotumlocomotor]

[McGonagall may be rather old, but she's not weak! Just...don't trust her to throw a punch. Wizards aren't really trained in the art of boxing, to be frank]

I have lived ninety years precisely because I know how to stay alert.

[Besides, there's a hallway to go in now. McGonagall follows him with no problems, looking around for anything that seems off]

[cw_suicide]

[PANTRY WHERE? ANYTHING THERE?]

@sweetcorn

[chosemyfate]

@oneeyedsnake

...

What I can do won't compare, I will try the archery range for us both. [typing this as the bow is beside him.]

cw eye trauma YOU GUESSED IT FOLKS

[pandatreasure]

[hey did you know that eyeballs sink???? i do now because i had to google that. NO REASON OR ANYTHING

and by "no reason" i mean there's an eyeball on the spoon now

it's still oozing bits of blood from a fairly deep cut in the front of it and it has some stringy internal bits still attached to the back...]

[pandatreasure]

[food there! most of the good stuff is all gone now. a tragedy.]

[cw_suicide]

[yeah, UH.

you investigate whatever plopped into your coffee while I instantly check for bodies at the sound of things falling into coffee mugs.]

[cw_suicide]

[ok.

okokokokokokokok this is not fine this is NOT FINE

WHERE'D YOU PUT THE BODY

...

CHECKS TRASHCANS?]

[afailedmurder]

—shit!!

[screams and flings the mug]

[pandatreasure]

[and now there is an eyeball all the way over there]

[afailedmurder]

[if by "investigate" you mean "scream and throw it across the room," sure]

E-eyeball!! Eyeball in the coffee!!

[pandatreasure]

[they're empty. guess the raccoons already had breakfast!]

[cw_suicide]

[CLOSING TRASHCANS HE HAS BEEN ROOTING AROUND IN AFTER CHECKING FRIDGE, FREEZER, AND PANTRY.]

What color?

[WHY DID YOU FLING IT, YOU IDIOT?]

[cw_suicide]

[YOU ARE SO USELESS.

GONNA GO RETRIEVE THAT EYEBALL WITH SOME PAPER TOWELS]

[afailedmurder]

I don't fucking know!

[stomps over to it to check it out though]

[pandatreasure]

[First thing that's off is that it reeks. The smell is almost unbearable as they round the corner. If either of them are familiar with it, they'll recognize it as the distinct stench of decomposition.

As they round the corner, they'll find out why the hall is so bright, and also so stinky. Shining in place of the flickering and busted overhead lights, the soft glow of electric sex keeps the hallway bright.

That's right.

It's Sigma's leg.

...

We should move on.]

cw eye trauma over here too

[pandatreasure]

[+1 Eyeball added to inventory!

It's going to fetch a lower price if you sell it at the shops since it's damaged though.]

[afailedmurder]

[uggghhh. going over with his spoon to pick it up and see what color it is]

[cw_suicide]

[NOPE. YOU ARE TOO SLOW. THIS GUY IS GETTING IT WITH PAPER TOWELS.

BECAUSE YOU FLUNG IT.

IDIOT.]

The coffee's likely boiled and stained it but it might still give us a clue.

[pandatreasure]

[no too late you lost your chance go fight dazai for eyeball rights]

[afailedmurder]

[FINE I DON'T CARE!! STILL GONNA COME TAKE A LOOK AT IT!!]

It- it just surprised me, all right?

[cw_suicide]

[okay but what color is it??? IS THERE ANY WAY TO TELL AFTER IT'S BOILED IN COFFEE?]

@pailofslaughter

[wolfsbaneandtears]

I don't suppose you can tell us whose body we should be looking for?

[piertotumlocomotor]

[One word: why]

That's better ignored.

[Don't look at the leg, Caius, keep going]

[cw_suicide]

You do realize that it's not a good sign that you found it in the coffee, right?

[eye is brown. ... maybe.]

[pandatreasure]

[it's brown. but also coffee stained.

so, uh. maybe?]