randangonpa | Day 11

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[Ah yes, there's the beautiful sound of Raquelle's voice ringing out over the loudspeakers to wake everyone the fuck up this fine and lovely morning. Don'tcha just love that raccoon screeching.]

I get it, I get it, you're all fat and happy after the holidays. Well, no more of that, that's for sure! You can trust us on that, you sure can, nyehehehehe! 'til then...Oooh, maybe we will have some corpses to mess with if you guys don't hurry your butts up.

Nyehehehehe!

[Aaaand with that, she's gone. What the hell is she talking about? Maybe take some time to check out all the cool new areas that have been found overnight and find out...]

((Content Warning: Investigation portions of this post are going to contain eye trauma/horror. The tag in which it actually appears will be marked in the subject, but please be aware of this before choosing to participate in the investigation!

For this investigation! because there's very little to find, there are going to be two toplevels for the locations containing stuff. Please give precedence to people who didn't find anything last time! Once the appropriate discoveries have been made, feel free to involve others in each thread.

Recyclr))

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[he isn't paying much attention to Hiyori's movements, if only because he's focusing on trying to talk]

The. . . fourth floor. Door-- "do not enter."

[. . .]

Don't. . . don't enter.

[he swallows thickly, but gives a tiny little nod, the barest of movements]

There's a. . . door. Fourth f-floor. Do not enter.

[. . .]

Inside is a death. . . machine.

[you're so wrong.

but arguing is exhausting. so he just. doesn't.]

That's a very fair point. Unfortunately, without the key, neither of us will get to reap the benefits.

Sometimes it's heavily coffee-flavored hot water.

[or vaguely sludgy warmish water, or any number of things inbetween, or...no he really really is bad at this]

...You shouldn't be drinking so much coffee anyway. Stunts your growth.

You could just learn to pick the lock. It's really not that tough.

[That's okay, he can argue that point another time.]

. . . I'm an average height for my age. . .

[JUST SAYING]

You're shorter than me.

[JUST SAYING!!!]

Effort.

... also drunk hands.

[holds up his hands which are in fact not that steady at all.]

Y-you're freakishly tall.

[just saying AGAIN]

[nah. there's no point. Rin's just wrong.

meandering to the kitchen--

...

remembers the thing in his pocket.

pats at coat pocket.]

Maybe you just need to do some more growing. It's not completely unheard of. Or you could just get elevator shoes.

[...okay I'm curious, what does Dazai have in his pocket.]

...Shut up.

[He doesn't have to take that from you Rin!!]

Don't...tell me. It's porn.

[ALL THE GOOD BOOKS BURNT THE FUCK UP OBVIOUSLY]

You only say that when you don't have a good argument.

[But his point is made, so.]

Yeah, it's porn. But it's like...joke porn? There's no way this guy wrote it to be real porn.