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randangonpa2018-01-28 08:27 pm
pandatrash) wrote in randangonpa2018-01-28 08:27 pm
Day 21, post-execution
[After a grisly execution, eight remain alive.]
FINALLY, we have some winners! Kaiba, Mae, and Minako can now claim their carrots, dismiss their sticks, and retire from the game, which means that there are only four players left! Congratulations!
[Canned noisemaker sounds and a confetti effect on the tablets. Finally, the nightmare is over... or so the particularly optimistic or desperate among you might think. But when the intercom starts playing nothing but obnoxious raccoon laughter that goes on for about five minutes straight, those hopes may seem a bit more distant. Finally, they calm down enough to continue their announcement:]
As we were saying, four players left! Which means...
You dumbasses! You total shit-for-brains morons! Did you even read the rules? You win the game when there are ten remaining! Ten!! How are you supposed to get to ten now when you only have like two thirds that many players? You’re so stupid! Learn to math, dipfucks!
[More laughter ensues.]
Anywho, we haven't forgotten we still owe you guys for catching all those killers, so you can have an entire week off with no killing nights at all! Winners, you're free to hang out during this time — have a vacation! We insist.
Meanwhile, we’re gonna help you out by bringing in some more contestants! Kick back and relax while we go find you some new friends!
Or... maybe some old ones?
[The raccoons continue to laugh until the transmission cuts out.]
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FINALLY, we have some winners! Kaiba, Mae, and Minako can now claim their carrots, dismiss their sticks, and retire from the game, which means that there are only four players left! Congratulations!
[Canned noisemaker sounds and a confetti effect on the tablets. Finally, the nightmare is over... or so the particularly optimistic or desperate among you might think. But when the intercom starts playing nothing but obnoxious raccoon laughter that goes on for about five minutes straight, those hopes may seem a bit more distant. Finally, they calm down enough to continue their announcement:]
As we were saying, four players left! Which means...
You dumbasses! You total shit-for-brains morons! Did you even read the rules? You win the game when there are ten remaining! Ten!! How are you supposed to get to ten now when you only have like two thirds that many players? You’re so stupid! Learn to math, dipfucks!
[More laughter ensues.]
Anywho, we haven't forgotten we still owe you guys for catching all those killers, so you can have an entire week off with no killing nights at all! Winners, you're free to hang out during this time — have a vacation! We insist.
Meanwhile, we’re gonna help you out by bringing in some more contestants! Kick back and relax while we go find you some new friends!
Or... maybe some old ones?
[The raccoons continue to laugh until the transmission cuts out.]
((Recyclr
Shrine offerings
Game nav
Private posts))