Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[starinhereye]

Nice to meet you too.

It sounds like you're already ready to date people.

[loveisanopenseal]

Who are you?

[counterfaith]

My! No, I don't think that's true. Though, can you say the same for yourself?

[lefthandpath]

[ABSOLSUTELY NOT but also he's aware there might be a ration situation and thus HE WILL MAKE DUE WITH WHAT HE CAN GET.]

[loveisanopenseal]

I asked if it was an important aspect of the game, and they have verified that it has the possibility.

Daddy kink from what I could tell is the image of a father that brings about a desire to have your own child. They seemed to agree that for some people, my definition is correct. It is also the idea of unconditional love and caretaking made sexual. In some cases, the forbidden dilemma of incest also seems to be part of it.

Alternatively, I have also been told it is "When y'like your silver foxes warm instead of cool." In this instance, it is not about the literal animal. It is actually a metaphor for an older gentleman. One of our hosts considers themselves so.

[loveisanopenseal]

Is that what will happen?

[whaaaat]

[loveisanopenseal]

You will manage to adjust.

[lefthandpath]

Ah, yes.

[smile is... kind of rueful because gdit Cross Marian.]

I was an apprentice for a General of the Black Order--a religious Order that fights against the akuma created by the Millennium Earl.

He's... gone now. And he was a complete gambling debt-kicking, brothel-hopping, lush bastard.

[weirdly, he misses him. a lot?]

[aria_ardeinae]

Tibarn is in fine form - perhaps restless, in peacetime, but I suppose this new ordeal will put an end to that. I can only hope he doesn't blame Naesala for my disappearance.

[ Speaking of unpleasant people? Okay, that's unfair, Naesala's nowhere near rotten as Oliver, just. Vexing at best and a disaster on wings at worst. And at best - well, Leanne likes him. So does Reyson, mostly. It's complicated, there were some war crimes. But also, Leanne. ]

...Naesala's become rather important to my family, after all. There's been no formal announcement, but I might become an uncle.

[ His eyes soften when he thinks about this. Having a heir to the royal family legacy's less important than just having more family. ]

[lefthandpath]

Of course! If you ever want to ask me anything, I'll be more than happy to help.

[dismemberthename]

Yeah, but mostly in architecture.

[aria_ardeinae]

I won't judge you for piracy or other such behavior, if that's what you imply.

[dismemberthename]

Are puns just, a thing for your species?

[motorcycle_noises]

Yeah, I'm... fine, it's just a very unfortunate coincidence.

[ LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA OH MY GOD. ]

[cantry]

Sheesh, that's just sad on like three different levels.

What, so they actually sent you back from this place at some point? It doesn't sound like you just showed up for good once.

[loveisanopenseal]

What is it that you find you appealing?

[loveisanopenseal]

Is it? It is only a few things. I am sure you can handle it.

[truthstranger]

[ When he realizes he's been noticed he just looks intensely nervous instead. ]

A-Ah... no. You just looked... a little familiar. My mistake.

[loveisanopenseal]

I am Elizabeth.

[liftoft]

You can totally win at dating! But I don't need you to put yourself down either, y'know?

[cantry]

Ummmmmmm...

[A raincloud is practically forming over her head. She hadn't really tried banging her fists against the door just yet, but the impregnable property of the door is starting to sink in now.]


What, you think they just drilled sheet metal on us? No way. There's got to be cents and stuff for those people to get through.

[liftoft]

Sure! I am an astronaut, after all.

[chinhotta]

But not a cold fish!

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

Which part?

[wait--]

Joker?

[chinhotta]

Man, you're really into the royalty thing, huh?