Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[flamingprick]

Nah, you'd have to be throwing the book.

[And then a thought crosses his mind.]

Hey! If you're here and Ichigo's here, think any of the others are too? Like Dazai?

1/???

[bladeisme]

[CRITICAL HIT

He instantly jumps up, putting his fists down and glaring wildly at his surroundings.]

Who the hell-

[futurebullets]

Excuse me? [He can't help it - Hinata bristles a bit.] That's a pretty offensive thing to say straight off the bat like that.

[what exactly is your damage, good sir the damage is on your head Hinata]

[appleofhiseye]

Oh.



[a brief pause for worry for the people who consider being kidnapped normal]

Everyone here must lead very interesting lives to be able to say that.

[flamingprick]

Yeah. So here's hoping that forced dating is less-bad than afterlife coffee-breath.

[starinhereye]

I don't have a clue, either. I can't imagine anything short of a miracle getting past Mitsuhide and Kiki to get to me. It's probably the same for everyone else, too.

We're already overpowered.

[lefthandpath]

... you're remarkably alive for someone who took part in that.

[i'm. unsure how to feel about this.]

[purrtagonist]

[poor Allen Walker he didn't ask for this]

. . . the explanation is way too long. Just know that you'll probably only be using this one to send messages, look at people's profiles, and cast a vote when the time comes.

[truthstranger]

...Yes.

[ another long pause as that sinks in ]

...Was... your version not a killing game?

[fightingoverdose]

How many of you pro-daters are here anyway?

[appleofhiseye]

I would have preferred "not at all" myself, but I don't think that's an option.

I RECOGNIZE THAT USERNAME

[flamingprick]

They didn't keep out the other loverboys, so I doubt you're exempt.

[starinhereye]

[smiles, wane though, since his point is proven]

Nice to meet you, Tohsaka. You've seen these before, right? The, ah, tablets?

[lefthandpath]

It's certainly a troubling situation, to be sure. But I can assure you that I, at least, have no intention to do anyone here any harm.

[loveisanopenseal]

I'm certain it will be a fine experience if we do. I'd like to see what events they have planned.

[purrtagonist]

["as well." his gaze narrows briefly, before he regains his carefully composed neutrality]

I was. Right here, in this very school.

[afailedmurder]

Perhaps it would be best not to inform them of that.

[liftoft]

Killing game?! W-What the hell!

[ no, sorry, he's going to need to focus on that for a second ]

[fightingoverdose]

When you say 'no violence,' that's just during the school day, right? After classes is the free-for-all like normal?

[starinhereye]

I'm more curious about the "dating game" version, than the place.

[lefthandpath]

[... a gate, you say.

jiiiii.]

Ah, I'm not quite certain what sort of situation this is, either. I think everyone's getting that feeling, however.

[liftoft]

Well...then I guess this might be kind of fun for you?

[truthstranger]

...O...Ouma-kun?

[ there are so many people here he never thought he'd see again. or ever, in reality. he looks kind of wobbly, at this point ]

[loveisanopenseal]

Destructive, illegal activities and environmental protection is a weird combination for a theme.

[clocked_out]

We JUST got here and you're already up on the shipping array, jegus.