randangonpa | Trash Squad Day 1

Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Correct. I have yet to experience dating in this manner.

Well...then I guess this might be kind of fun for you?

Of course. I'll make sure to learn as much as I can ~ ♪

Does it not seem fun to you?

Nah, it's not that--just like I said, I really just did this!

Then it would be correct to assume to consider you a "master" of this game?

Y--Yeah! Obviously! I'm the master of anything I try, and especially a game like this!

Anything?

Sure! I am an astronaut, after all.

An astronaut! How wonderful . . . have you been as far as the moon?

Haha--actually, I haven't been to space yet. I'm still in training! But I'm the youngest person to ever pass the test, y'know? So I'm still the Ultimate, even if I haven't been to space. Soon!