Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[pecker]

But I've never even watched any...

[Love is for fools? Probably? Not that she would know. The idea that she's being watched by hidden cameras for some show is annoying - she's supposed to the one spying, not the other way around.]

Do you? What are you supposed to do in a show like that?

[chinhotta]

I thought you were into the degrading stuff.

[assent]

¡¿Que dices?! Why are you talking about killing? We were just on the island together. I am certain you were cleaning the areas while I was looking for wood to create a house for Usami. Please do not make things sound stranger than they were.

[ She just looks Concerned. ]

[plsbully]

There's no violence or killed allowed.

[ drily: ]

It seems they're quite determined for everyone to have a good time.

[slice_of_life]

N-Nothing!!

[shouts it a bit too loud, PAUSE]

I-I'm sorry! I'm not... I'm not saying you're nothing, or anything, I'm just... not looking at... ah!

[shuts her eyes]

[dismemberthename]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess on grounds of utter bullshit.

[loveisanopenseal]

From what I gathered, that is what happens to all students.

[fightingoverdose]

Sounds like somethin' a liar would say to me, but whatevs. I'll make sure to get 'em to say thanks after I beat 'em up, got it!

[chinhotta]

Real as it gets!

[liftoft]

Ah, yeah... really recently, actually. We got locked in and told we had to fall in love to be let go. It was--weird.

[liftoft]

Uh...well--just so you know, the last game, if we didn't "fall in love" they weren't gonna let us leave, uh, ever...

[fightingoverdose]

[shrugs]

Educating the next generation of Japanese females...somethin' like that.

[dismemberthename]

That sounds... pretty surreal.

[aria_ardeinae]

With your bare hands?

[ Reyson's wings aren't reliable in the school - he'd prefer to hover, but settles for craning his neck to actually look up at this one. ]

[liftoft]

[ Whatever makes him happy. ]

You know, like--what kinda books do they wanna read at the library, or their favorite movie!

[tsunderine]

Illya-- [ That's a familiar name that she hasn't heard in about a year. ] I'll ask you about how you know that name later, but while you're right that it is a sword that can do that, if I could use it, I would have done so by now.

[ There's almost a 'duh' tone in her voice as she says that. ]

[fightingoverdose]

What, got a hot date?

[dismemberthename]

...So uh, you said that with a surprisingly casual attitude.

[liftoft]

Another world?

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You went to space?!

[dismemberthename]

Pretty much the opposite of that.

[liftoft]

Woah--you're a princess?

[pecker]

Sure... it's um, good to look on the bright side.

[Let's form a new club, the doki doki screaming on the inside club]

What do you think they mean by the whole 'time and space' part?

[assent]

F-for... [ That sounds horrifying?! ] Why would a school encourage that kind of behaviour?! I will not allow it!

[ Her arm flies out, voice becoming a lot more commanding at the last part. ]

[tsunderine]

I see, I see. But by that reaction, it sounds like you were quite the opposite, weren't you?

[dismemberthename]

...

Sorry, but you have a tail?