Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[assent]

For a commoner I suppose if the objective was also to win something it would not be so unusual, however... [ Now she seems to be a lot more distressed. ] it is simply unacceptable for someone of my station! What would my people think if their Princess was seen doing anything like that on television? I simply cannot get involved with something like this!

[liftoft]

Woah--you're a princess?

[assent]

That is correct. Please forgive my manners, I forgot to introduce myself with all the confusion. [ She presses a hand over her heart, smiling warmly at him. ] My name is Sonia Nevermind, Princess of the Kingdom of Novoselic. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[liftoft]

Nice to meet you too, Princess! You gonna be okay in a game like this?

[assent]

There is no need for formality here, so just "Sonia" is fine. However, I am quite unsure as to what to do, if I am honest. This is something my people would not approve of.

[liftoft]

Well, not like you need to have any hot and heavy dates or anything! Just have a nice evening--your people would definitely understand that, since you don't have a choice, right?

[assent]

That... is true, I suppose. [ She looks thoughtful. ] I had just thought that reality shows like these were rather "trashy", as they say. But it cannot be helped.

[liftoft]

I think it's just the idea that's trashy all by itself. The fact that we're here participating at all...

[assent]

It is a little difficult to snap your head around, is it not?

[ wrap................. ]