Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[plsbully]

Perhaps. But there is always room for another's perspective on things, even if in your case the perspective was of no particular use.

[counterfaith]

So the King of the Cavern is open to other opinions. Is this the start of your redemption that I am blessed to see with my own eyes?

[slice_of_life]

Uuu... resource scarcity is the most obvious source of conflict in plots where a group of strangers are isolated from society and forced into close proximity...

[she nervously teases her hair]

They said there wouldn't be violence, but will the rules stop the situation from becoming something akin to Lord of the Flies...?

[assent]

Um, you accused me of not doing anything to fix things, did you not? However, that is not the case when it comes to my own country, I am just unable to do anything about Japan's affairs.

[ Now????? She's trying ok ]

[starinhereye]

Ah, sorry, I can't really help with either of those.

[assent]

Aaaah! [ She seems to get really excited all of a sudden. ] If you are willing, I could offer recommendations!

[ She at least manages to control herself to introduce herself properly. ]

And my apologies for forgetting. My name is Sonia Nevermind, Princess of the Kingdom of Novoselic. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[ So, yes. ]

[artisticliberty]

Well, I hardly expected everyone to have answers.

[fightingoverdose]

Too bad, not that there's really anyplace to've put it here. How long you been doin' it?

[cantry]

It's not murder if we die for not having resources, huh? [Great vocabulary choice, Yuri. Not risible.] Then the winners are the ones who don't get punished for trying to get ahead... Jeez, that's messed up! Is this really how the world is supposed to work? [Because human nature excluding that cruelty isn't what's a stretch about this situation.]

[fightingoverdose]

So...you're gonna get yourself voted queen just 'cause you don't like Japan's education system?

[understandable but maybe a bit of an overreaction she feels?]

[starinhereye]

Yeah, a lot of us are coming up dry. Were you expecting someone other than the two furry dolls to have any answers?

[fightingoverdose]

Kinks. Since this one's out, what should they swap in? Constructive criticism's important, right?

[dismemberthename]

[this is a lot] Summoned... yeah, I guess that is pretty accurate.

[dismemberthename]

From murder?

[dismemberthename]

Wow, you're taking this pretty well.

[artisticliberty]

I would be interested in hearing any recommendations you have. Ah, my name is Kitagawa Yusuke. It is a pleasure indeed to meet you, Princess.

[he makes frames with his fingers and looks at her through them]

Yes, I can see it now... that bold yet dignified presence, a mysterious radiance that draws you in.... you are a princess in both title and stature!

[motorcycle_noises]

Not long after I turned sixteen. I saved up and got myself the cheapest used one I could find.

[dismemberthename]

You uh. You've got something over... [gestures at his head.]

[slice_of_life]

M-Maybe there's a cafeteria with... food. It looks enough like a school, at least...

[Though even then, the question of 'how long does that solve their problem' echoes in her mind.]

Natsuki... have you seen the others yet?

[At the very least, she was beginning to feel if Sayori was still around it'd be easier to feel optimistic.]

[dismemberthename]

Wow, I'm starting to think I'm one of the only people out of the loop at this rate.

[dismemberthename]

Good luck with that one, man.

[dismemberthename]

There's a franchise?

[dismemberthename]

[sort of pauses as if trying to figure out if they'd count as a demon? but shrugs and carries on] They were pretty specific about the whole violence thing, man.

[dismemberthename]

You sure? You could be scarred for life.

[cantry]

No, I don't know who is or isn't here. There are so many people. [STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

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