Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[counterfaith]

If you'd like to do so. But, in the end, you're quite an intelligent person yourself - certainly, whatever solution I could come up with is something you'd come up with yourself, isn't that right?

[plsbully]

Perhaps. But there is always room for another's perspective on things, even if in your case the perspective was of no particular use.

[counterfaith]

So the King of the Cavern is open to other opinions. Is this the start of your redemption that I am blessed to see with my own eyes?

[plsbully]

Ah, and just like that it seems I have changed my mind. How mysterious.

[counterfaith]

Well, perhaps it's on the horizon. In any case, all else aside it's best to take things slowly and steadily, so there is no need to fret about the current situation. For yourself, I do recommend taking your time to indulge in these few days.

[plsbully]

[ his eyebrows raise. ]

I'll keep that advice in mind. But what of yourself? Do you intend to relax and enjoy yourself?

[counterfaith]

Are you concerned about me?

[plsbully]

Oh, terribly. How will you survive.

[counterfaith]

I doubt I will. Please, don't mourn for me. Think instead of my deepest wish for you, for your happiness and salvation.

[plsbully]

I wonder, have you been on a date before? I'm concerned you won't last.

[counterfaith]

Yes, that is too unfortunate, but I won't make it past the first round, I'm sure. Well, I've already made my peace with making a graceless exit from this stage, though.

[plsbully]

Hmm, if I advance past the first stage would I be able to say I'm more qualified in the matters of the human heart than you are?

[counterfaith]

Perhaps you could! I am still learning, after all. I'll be rooting you on!

[plsbully]

In your case wouldn't this be a valuable opportunity?

[counterfaith]

What do you mean?

[plsbully]

You've already admitted to never being on a date before.

[counterfaith]

Have I? I don't quite recall.

[plsbully]

What, have you been on a date or have you admitted to it?

[counterfaith]

The latter.

[plsbully]

I believed you implied as much.

[counterfaith]

... Regardless, I will admit that I have no interest in pursuing such a field, and so I do not have such skills.

[plsbully]

So you shall peacefully allow yourself to fail?

[counterfaith]

One must know when to give up as well. That, too, is wisdom.

[plsbully]

I see, so you're passing up the opportunity.

[counterfaith]

That's right. I will take this time to enjoy myself with the scenery today, and tomorrow I will be gone.