Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[tsunderine]

What do you mean by "pick up those tablets" and "game"? Are you the ones that brought me here?

[ even though they said 'no violence' Rin narrows her eyes, almost threatening ]

[chinhotta]

Obviously! And I'm pretty sure I only brought people who knows what words mean.

There are boxes in the entrance hall with tablets in them. Grab one of those! Ask someone else if you can't figure it out! It could be a bonding experience. Plenty of guys love teaching cute girls about tech.

[tsunderine]

I see. [ and now she feels like an idiot, so thanks for that. ] I know what the word game means, thank you very much but why exactly did you bring us here? It can't be just for that, can it?

[chinhotta]

Sure it can! Don't be so skeptical.

[tsunderine]

...

[ Deep breaths, Tohsaka Rin. Deep breaths. She smiles, but it's a chilling one. ]

Well, excuse me if I'm skeptical when it comes to magical talking chinchillas who talk about "daddy kinks" and "finding love". What do you two gain from this?

[chinhotta]

Hmm, it's a mystery! We're pretty mysterious chinchillas, you know. Maybe we're just really into voyeurism.

[tsunderine]

. . . then I should really hope for everyone else's sake that they don't actually fuck in this place lest they find out that some weird chinchilla was watching.

[chinhotta]

I'll leave that up to everyone's discretion. There are a lot of pumping hormones in this place, you know.

[chincoola]

[in a slow, patronizing tone]

You pick... up the tablet... so's you can play... the game...

[tsunderine]

And what if I refuse?

[ Is she going to, however? Who knows -- that all depends on what answer she gets. ]

[chincoola]

Refuse all y'like, but y'won't find love with an attitude like that, sugar.

1/2

[tsunderine]

What was that?

[tsunderine]

I'm certain I can find love without the help of some silly tablet thing, thank you very much.

[chincoola]

Haha! I like that spirit! Papa's real proud of you.

[tsunderine]

Don't call yourself my "papa"!

[chincoola]

Y'think so? But "Father" is a lil too formal for my tastes...

[tsunderine]

You're not calling yourself that, either!!

[chincoola]

Oh! In your language it's more like, oh-TOE-samma?

[it cannot be overemphasized how badly he is mangling the pronunciation]

[tsunderine]

Not if you were sent to hell. Actually, I don't even know if hell would even accept a creepy chinchilla like you!