Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[justpure]

Of course not. Kidnappers may take extra precautions to keep their captives from escaping...

[Oh, hey. This weird masked guy just walked up behind you and started talking.]

[helptilistop]

[ Wait, what? He totally thought it was a safe. ]

Hold on, you're saying this is the exit?

...Well, now that's just tacky. No sense for design at all!

[justpure]

[Shows what you know, huh?]

Keh heh heh heh.... What it lacks in aesthetics, it makes up for in functionality. Isn't it sad? We may never see the light of day again...!

[WHY DOES THIS GUY SOUND AMUSED?]

[helptilistop]

Aheh... sure, buddy... Boy, you're not creepy at all...

[justpure]

... Ah, I seem to get that reaction a lot.

[helptilistop]

Well, I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if we did something about your whole look, what with the weird mask and whatever...

[ ...!!! ]

OH! I know! We should get you a makeover!

[justpure]

[He instinctively puts a hand over his mouth... Mask... You know.]

Please do not touch my mask.

...

I would be fine with anything else, but leave the mask in tact. I must not be seen without it.

[helptilistop]

Awwww, c'mon! I bet you're totally cute under there! Lemme seeeeeee!!

[ Huffs! ]

[justpure]

Absolutely not!

[He just met you, he can't trust you with his face. Don't start grabbing at him.]

[helptilistop]

Booooo.

[ Hey, he's not grabbing! Just huffing indignantly! ]

You're no fun at all.

[justpure]

[Pout all you want, it won't change things.]

Violating someone's personal belongings isn't fun either. You realize that, yes?

[helptilistop]

Heyyy, it's not like I've even done anything yet, right?

[ Suddenly, you can practically see the lightbulb over his head. ]

Oh! We could just get you a nice, fancy type mask! That'd work, right?

[justpure]

Hm... That might be a good idea for a costume party, but I don't think that would be practical for everyday wear.

[Says the guy who spends two hours fussing with his uniform every morning.]