Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[fightingoverdose]

You end up nabbed by weird fluffy thingers a lot? Or are you the guy behind all this?

[liftoft]

[ Well he was gonna answer the first part, but ]

W-What the hell! Why would I be behind this?!

[fightingoverdose]

[waves a hand between him and the chinchillae]

You match, for one.

[liftoft]

Wh--

[ he checks ]

--N-No way?!

[fightingoverdose]

Now, maybe purple's just the on-trend color fer fuzzy dudes this year. But maybe you and your pets just have some weird fetish hobbies.

[liftoft]

I-I don't have weird fetish hobbies! I don't have time for shit like that--! None of this is gonna help me get to space!

[fightingoverdose]

Zero-G sounds like a weird fetish hobby to me. Though I guess you can try to make it with some aliens while you're here, at least...

[liftoft]

Hey! Don't make space weird! It's not like that!

[ wait ]

There are aliens here? Real ones?

[fightingoverdose]

There's definitely a dude with wings. I ain't never seen a wing guy on my Earth.

[liftoft]

Damn, that's incredible! I gotta meet him for sure then!

--Not for anything weird!

[fightingoverdose]

Dude, your fuzzballs collected a bunch of kids for sloppy makeouts. Even if that wasn't the case, I don't think there's much about chattin' up some bird guy that isn't "weird".

[liftoft]

F-For the last time, they ain't mine! No way I'd make something so dumb looking..!

[fightingoverdose]

Can you really make a chinchilla look cool and/or smart?

[liftoft]

Of course I could! I'm Momota Kaito, of course I'd make something cool looking, no matter what kinda animal it was!

[fightingoverdose]

Is that a thing you do? Design "cool" animals for the types of people who want that kind of thing?

[liftoft]

Hell no! I'm the Luminary of the Stars! My talents are for the universe, not stuffed animals!