Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[fightingoverdose]

[dead fucking serious]

Yeah...with new horizons to pursue.

[thickandchunky]

[Also looking really serious.]

Settling down isn't much of a horizon for me.

[fightingoverdose]

Who said anythin' about settlin' down? "Passion" ain't the same as marriage. My parents haven't shared a bed in sixteen years.

[thickandchunky]

Yeah? All of the people I knew that were interested in each other got married and settled for a quieter life the moment the war ended.

That wasn't for me... I wanted to keep moving and fighting. So I left for another world.

[fightingoverdose]

...That seems a little drastic versus just movin' to a new town, but whatever floats your boat.

[thickandchunky]

It's more interesting to me than just a new town.

Are you here for the "romance and passion"?

[fightingoverdose]

Nah, I'm here 'cause I got kidnapped like everybody else. But if you gotta be forced into somethin', there's worse things for it to be.