Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[purrtagonist]

Don't get caught up in semantics. Just do what you did last time and pair up with someone each night.

[. . .]

No-- wait, don't do exactly what you did last time.

[don't kill anyone]

[cluelesscavewoman]

But Erika-dono is not here. How can I do the same if she is not present?

[purrtagonist]

I'm here. And so is Ichigo.

[cluelesscavewoman]

But I didn't spend a night with either of you.

[purrtagonist]

So?

That doesn't mean you can't spend time with us here.

[cluelesscavewoman]

So I should date you and Ichigo-dono?

...I do not want to date Ichigo-dono, he is a thief and he woke me up. [Still upset about that blanket.]

[purrtagonist]

[Futayo plz]

You're still holding a grudge over that?

[cluelesscavewoman]

I was sleeping. Everyone says that is when I am most dangerous.

[purrtagonist]

[HE BELIEVES IT]

I'd argue that you're at your most dangerous when people take your food away, actually.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Adéle-dono says that she and Suzu-dono where lucky to survive when had to share a room...

[purrtagonist]

[just]

[pats her head]

If you'd rather not spend time with Ichigo, then look for other people to hang out with instead. Consider it. . . an exercise in making new friends.

[cluelesscavewoman]

...But that will make my other friends feel bad.

[purrtagonist]

No it won't.

It's okay to make a lot of friends. Conversely, it's okay to only make a few of them. It just depends on what you want.

[cluelesscavewoman]

...I do not know what that is.

[What exactly does she want?]

[purrtagonist]

You don't have to know right now. You can figure it out as time goes by.

[cluelesscavewoman]

But there are so many things for me to find out.

[purrtagonist]

Thaaaat's life.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Life is hard.

[purrtagonist]

Bingo.

[FINGERGUNS]

But I have faith in you. You'll be just fine.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Judge!

[Scampers away, then back later to watch you make out with your boyfriend.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . IT'S NOT EVEN MAKING OUT IT'S JUST LIKE, ONE KISS??]

[cluelesscavewoman]

[That's what you think.


But remember



the leg]

[purrtagonist]

[THE LEG IS NO MORE]

[SIGMA ISN'T EVEN HERE]

[THEY WILL NOT BE HAUNTED BY THE LEG]