Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[pummelgranite]

[ She gives him an unsubtle eye rake. Well dressed, nice hair, an acceptable contender. ]

Name, place of origin, top Karaoke track.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Is he being auditioned? Might as well roll with it. ]

Tatsuya Suou, Sumaru City in Japan, Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive."

[pummelgranite]

Hmm. OK, you're on the list.

[motorcycle_noises]

Glad to make the cut. What's your name?

[ Surely the antichrist has one. ]

[pummelgranite]

I'm the Destroyer. You don't want to say my name out loud.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya pulls a zippo out of his jacket and flicks it open and shut. ]

I'll call you "Destroyer-san," then.

[pummelgranite]

Great. I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

[motorcycle_noises]

I'll look forward to it.

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya flicks his zippo open and shut again. ]

What do you think of this setup?

[pummelgranite]

No comment.


Yet. You?

[motorcycle_noises]

I think something's fishy, but I can't say what just yet.

[pummelgranite]

Besides that we're all locked in here and it's run by animatronic chinchillas that want to watch us shag? Besides that?

[motorcycle_noises]

Yes, I mean besides that.