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Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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That's one way to look at it. Do you travel much, Kotomine-san?

Yes, my job is such that I travel outside of Japan often. I am a missionary.

Oh, so you've learned a lot then?

Well, but I still have much more to learn.

More travelling it is, then.

That's right - though even this is something like a journey, I wonder how well-received ministry would be here? I'm at a loss, to be honest.

Yeahhh, maybe hold back on that for now.

Is it too nosy of me, perhaps, to ask what your faith is? Not as a missionary, but out of curiosity.

[shrugs]

I'm not really religious.

I see. . .

Do you have a lover?

I don't. Do you?

It isn't in the cards for myself.

This place seems pretty intent on disagreeing?

I doubt that I will be able to find a date here, in all honesty.

Really? You're certainly hot, and you seem nice enough.

[ s. tartles. just briefly. but he regains his composure ]

Ah - well, I am not precisely available for such a thing. . .

I don't know that the chinchillas necessarily care about that.

Certainly, but I don't plan to be persuaded by them.

Well, good luck in that case.

And to you as well.

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