Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[dismemberthename]

The bird theme is uh. Really strong with you, huh?

[aria_ardeinae]

Yes?

I am a bird, after all. Surely you don't expect cat puns.

[dismemberthename]

I wasn't really expecting puns at all, to be honest.

[aria_ardeinae]

While I defy many expectations placed upon me by my species, that is not one of them.

[dismemberthename]

Are puns just, a thing for your species?

[aria_ardeinae]

Wordplay is more a beorc pasttime. This isn't my native tongue, after all.

[dismemberthename]

Beorc?

[aria_ardeinae]

Humans, if you're being rude.

[dismemberthename]

Oh. Seems I'm more used to the rude version.

[aria_ardeinae]

Many are.

I suppose it's fine as long as you don't go calling anyone else a subhuman.

[dismemberthename]

[winces]

Yeah, that one I can tell is rude right out the gates. I definitely won't do that.