Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[dismemberthename]

...I'm gonna go with being a normal human.

[plsbully]

Then I doubt you were "summoned" in the sense I was.

[dismemberthename]

[shrugs] Fair enough.

[plsbully]

But you found yourself in magical circumstances regardless?

[dismemberthename]

Yep.

[plsbully]

Were they fortunate or unfortunate?

[dismemberthename]

[looks at his hands for a few moments, thoughtful.] ...Fortunate, I think.

[plsbully]

You think. It's not a clear-cut issue?

[dismemberthename]

It's really not. But I'd rather be glad I can be of help than the alternative.

[plsbully]

Ha. What a giving attitude.

[dismemberthename]

Hm. If you say so.

[plsbully]

You don't agree?

[dismemberthename]

I'm being selfish too, in my own way.

[plsbully]

Ha! In what way? Or is that too personal?

[dismemberthename]

[waves a hand.] I don't know how to word it, so let's just call it too personal.

[plsbully]

We'll leave it at that, then.

May I ask your name? We do seem to have each other's identities on hand -- [ tablet gesture ] -- but I'd still like to be more properly introduced.

[dismemberthename]

I'm Sudoh. What about yourself?

[plsbully]

Avenger.

[ he pauses ... ]

"The Ultimate Chuuni".

[dismemberthename]

[sorry he cracks up]

[plsbully]

Is there something amusing about that? I don't know the meaning of the title myself.

[dismemberthename]

Sorry, sorry! It's uh. It's calling you overdramatic, basically.

[plsbully]

I like to think I am appropriately dramatic.

[dismemberthename]

I don't know you well enough to be able to judge! But did everyone get assigned those sorts of titles? [checking his own tablet]

[plsbully]

Are you the "ultimate Outsider"?

[dismemberthename]

... . . . Fuck, probably.