Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[redcarnation]

Cupid, you know. God of love, his arrow hits you and you've got it badly for someone?

[ She feels like someone with such a flashy appearance should have no right to be insulted when called out for it - little does she know about real wings. ]

[aria_ardeinae]

My people aren't fond of arrows.

[ FOLDS HIS WINGS POINTEDLY because c'mon, everyone knows this about fliers. ]

And I personally have no patience for capricious gods.

[redcarnation]

[ She whistles, impressed by the mobility of the wings, and the it finally clicks. ]

Oooh, those are real?

[ Which makes cupid fade away to a second thought.

Unless he moves away, Isuke's gonna move forward try and poke at the feathers now. ]

[aria_ardeinae]

[ Yep they're real, they're soft, and there they go fluffing up aggressively again. Reyson plants his hand on her face and shoves her back for good measure. Attempts to shove her back, anyway. He's not exactly the buffest guy around. ]

I have no patience for such insolent fondling, either!

[redcarnation]

[ Isuke has good reflexes so she'll be dodging that hand to take a step back out of her own volition. Goal achieved? ]

Sheesh, don't be so touchy. Just checking here ♥

So if you're not cupid, what are you?

[aria_ardeinae]

[ Good enough. He does wish she wasn't so fast, but... ok this is usually the time he'd explain what a laguz is and so on but... ]

Irate.

[redcarnation]

And really sensitive apparently. How uncool ♥

[ She doesn't know when to quit... ]

[aria_ardeinae]

How would you feel if some grabby stranger came up and seized your bosom to see if it was real?!

[redcarnation]

I wouldn't let them.

[ Seems simple enough. But also... ]

So wings are considered sexy in your culture?

[aria_ardeinae]

I'd consider them admirable.

[ He means yes but saying so directly would be crude. ]