Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[lefthandpath]

[FEED ME, SEYMORE RIN.]

I don't care about things like that. It's quantity!

[flamingprick]

You gotta have some quality, or else you won't be able to stand the food long enough to eat it all.

[lefthandpath]

[HAND GOES ONTO RIN'S SHOULDER.]

... I assure you. Me not eating food is an impossibility.

[flamingprick]

[Oh my god what even is this guy]

Then I guess I'll have to make sure you don't get food poisoning.

[lefthandpath]

[A STARVING BEAST.]

That won't happen, either.

[IRON STOMACH.]

[flamingprick]

[YEAH SURE IRON STOMACH

but anyway let's go to the kitchen for cooking adventures! Wow this sure is familiar to Rin, he navigates his way around the kitchen easily. With all these veggies he can make a good stir fry at least.

Is one pan of stir fry enough for the bottomless pit that is Allen?]

[lefthandpath]

[ABSOLSUTELY NOT but also he's aware there might be a ration situation and thus HE WILL MAKE DUE WITH WHAT HE CAN GET.]