Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[fightingoverdose]

What do people usually say to you, then?

[discerp]

Um.

[She does her best imitation of a little girl's shrill voice]

'Get away form me, you nasty pig barf!'

[fightingoverdose]

...Your reply to that's a pretty savage beatdown, right?

[discerp]

N-no, usually I just apologize a lot and cry...

[fightingoverdose]

What? What're you apologizin' for? That ain't right, you should be making them apologize!

[discerp]

Well, b-because...! Because if she's th-that mad at me, I m-must've done something... Probably...

And, um, it's usually just easier that way...

[fightingoverdose]

[frowns, shaking her head]

I know we just met and all, but you haven't done anything even worth bein' called baby spit-up, much less pig barf. Next time, try answerin' with a left hook! That should change that conversation quick.