Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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[purrtagonist]

[falling into it easily, as he does]

Vampire. Unholy beast. Spawn of the devil.

And clerk at the local flower shop on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.

[misterwormtail]

I don't know, I've always kind of felt like I've got more fingers than I really need. [He grins. He's joking. Mostly. Probably?]

[tocatchafallingapple]

Then that's the answer.

[purrtagonist]

[CRACKS THE FUCK UP]

[redcarnation]

[ Hmh, that freeze doesn't look quite honest to her, but she's gonna take this answer for now. ]

It was the first one in the deck. Direct all your complaints to our fluffy jailers.

[appleofhiseye]

A sermon? You're a priest, then?

[we can assume her world knows what religion and priests are I DO WHAT I WANT]

[cluelesscavewoman]

Why do you do that?

[appleofhiseye]

No.

...Is that an appropriate dating question?

[tocatchafallingapple]

Night out, for sure!

Are you an animal lover?

[thickandchunky]

[Looks through cards. Shrugs and tosses them back down.]

I haven't "dated" before... so I'm wondering what your thoughts are on it. What do you like about "dating"?

[assent]

A combination of comfortable and cute. [ She nods. ] They seem like a good choice.

[ She flips the next card, and starts reading automatically. Partly because she's translating at the same time. ]

"Have you ever had voyeuristic fantas--" [ Most of the way through she catches up and looks horrified. ] I apologise, I should have read the question first.

[ SLAMS THAT DOWN ON THE TABLE FACE DOWN. ]

"What do you do to wake yourself up in the morning?" [ Okay that is mUCH BETTER ]

[dismemberthename]

I actually don't remember. Woke up one day and it was like that.

[hey sudoh what the fuck]

[Yuri, Maiden of Mystery]

[slice_of_life]

I can do this, I can do this...

[she repeats it like a mantra, psyching herself up.]

Um... so... then!

Have you read any... good... books... lately?

[tocatchafallingapple]

[ drawing a new card ]

When would you think lying is a good thing?

[lefthandpath]

... admittedly, I'm more used to the night, but I do enjoy mornings when I'm awake for them.

[cluelesscavewoman]

All of those things are old. They are what Masazumi would buy.

[justpure]

Hm...?

Well, that's just my personal belief. This situation is annoying, but at least we get to learn more about humanity this way.

[liftoft]

It's gotta be one or the other?

[dismemberthename]

Let me see... Oh! This is a good one. "If you could visit anywhere, where would you go and why?"

[cluelesscavewoman]

I do not understand the question.

[assent]

Would it not be communication?

[ It isn't like she's got any idea either, but books seem to talk about that. ]

[purrtagonist]

It's only as annoying as you let it be.

['sup, he's chewing on some pocky]

I think the dictionary defines love as, "a strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties."

[liftoft]

That's a great question!

[justpure]

Ah, you must be from my home country. It's really hard to tell at times, given our current situation.

[flamingprick]

You know, you look like you could use a haircut anyway.

[Rin should not be talking here, his hair is longer than Akira's.]