Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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Comments

[appleofhiseye]

[and that's a safe answer!]

Is the architecture on older buildings much different from newer ones? The architecture here is already vastly different from what I'm used to, so it's hard for me to compare.

[dismemberthename]

More reasons than I can explain before the buzzer goes off.

[purrtagonist]

[:)]

Just one more thing to put on the extremely long list of complaints I'm going to put in my review when we leave.

[truthstranger]

Is that really a question that's in there?

[justpure]

Good, let's avoid it.

[He takes another question from the deck.]

Ah, here's a better one. "Are you an animal lover?"

[lefthandpath]

... human? No.

[tocatchafallingapple]

It's a fun way to get to know someone romantically, at it's core.

[dismemberthename]

I like 'em both for different times, but I really only have access to tea these days.

[flamingprick]

'It's a secret', then?

[lefthandpath]

I have!

[helptilistop]

Well, I mean, I am a knight and all, I've been in battle plenty of times before.

[appleofhiseye]

...I'm sure there's something else, but at the moment all I can think is that I dislike being kidnapped. Is that too simple of a response?

[thickandchunky]

...Are you alright?

[His voice sounds concerned, but he has his usual default expression that kind of looks like he's glaring at him. Nothing personal, his face is just stuck that way. So hey, here's two eternal-scowlers.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . WISE IDEA, SONIA]

[he pauses to think, then frowns]

I can't think of a funny response to that one. Drink coffee, usually. If that doesn't work, Boss's curry wakes me up just fine.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Oh. I would have to arrest you if you were on Musashi. [Nonchalantly.]

What is the biggest thing you have stolen?

[dismemberthename]

...I hope I am, but I've never really asked anyone how they'd rate me?

[flamingprick]

Just don't give up your middle finger, that's the most important one.

[assent]

[ She isn't the only one dying inside, apparently, but--

At least she's asking good questions. ]

Have you ever read "Child of God" by Cormac McCarthy? It is a masterpiece.

[ If you haven't, never read that book tbh. ]

[justpure]

[Hullo there.]

That's a good point. Still, I don't care for discussing something that is best sought out on your own.

[redcarnation]

Whoa~

[ She says that in a pretty flat voice. ]

I'll mark you down for unafraid of property damage.

[ Not that a single card really counts, but their previous conversation was about explosives and that counts for something. ]

[purrtagonist]

I guess? I don't know Masazumi well enough to say.

Either way, they aren't important.

[the DVD shop will live with his 30-day overdue copy of the X-Folders]

[tocatchafallingapple]

[ shrugs ]

Could be~

[flamingprick]

[What the fuck indeed]

That's too bad, it could've been a cool story.

And I guess losing an ear's not too bad, if it's just the outside part you'd still hear stuff.

[loveisanopenseal]

I sleep whenever I feel like it. I am productive also whenever I feel like it. That must mean my answer depends on whatever I feel like.

[cluelesscavewoman]

No. I would need proper mechanical legs so that I could get grip the ground.