Trash Squad Day 1 - SPEED DATING

[chinhotta]

Alright, kiddos!! Gather up in the cafeteria for your first event!

[ The cafeteria tables are arranged differently now, long tables pushed to the edges of the room and filled with finger foods and drinks, and the center of the room open except for a bunch of tall, small round tables which are empty except for a stack of cards, but about the right size and height for two people to put drinks on as they stand around.

Vanilla is also standing on one of the tables with a bullhorn. ]

We're starting with a classic! Speed dating! You'll have five minutes each round! When the horn goes off, that's your cue to switch it up and talk to someone else! If you need some conversation starters, try one of the questions on those cards!

...Or don't! You can do whatever you want, I'm not your mom. I'm going with 'uncle' for now!

( The structure here is pretty casual:
- Make a top level
- Tag some people! Optionally, start off with a question from the deck of suggestions!
- Thread! You can ask more questions if you want.
- Try to keep threads around 10 comments from you maximum. This isn’t a hard limit, but assume a bullhorn goes off around there to signal a switch.
- Pace yourself, kids, this runs until Thursday. )

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Comments

[flamingprick]

Peeing's gotta be difficult too then. You only poop once a day but you pee like every 2 hours. Wouldn't it make more sense to get rid of peeing?

[helptilistop]

Not really. Peeing's a lot easier to do on the go. Besides, you gotta use that part for other things, too, right?

[flamingprick]

Oh shit, you're right! That would be the worst thing to get rid of!

[helptilistop]

Huh. Would it be?

[ He feels like hands would have to outrank it, at the very least. ]

[flamingprick]

Well yeah! Not having a dick would suck!

[Since. That's what he uses to pee and all.]

[helptilistop]

[ shrug ]

Half the world gets by pretty well without one, so there's probably worse parts to lose, right?

[flamingprick]

But there's better parts to lose too! Like I'm pretty sure you don't need all of your toes.

[helptilistop]

Well, yeah. That's why I said butthole.

[flamingprick]

Well now I'm seeing your logic a bit more.

[He still thinks toes are a better loss though.]