randangonpa | Trash Squad Day 5

Mornin' sweethearts! Come on down to the cafeteria!

[ Today the cafeteria looks different again, most of the tables cleared out and the space full of pillows, blankets, and love sacs of various sizes. Around the time everyone gets there, Vanilla pops up in the front of the room.. ]

Do you know what one of the most important things in a relationship is? Honesty! Do you know what some others are? Trust! Self-confidence! Communication! A sense of adventure! Sexual compatibility!

...What was I talking about? Oh, right! Today's event is truth or dare! You know how it works! Find someone and ask them if they want a truth or a dare! If they pick truth, ask them any question and they have to tell the truth. If they pick dare, tell them do do anything and they have to do it. Then it's their turn. Try to ask around!

And... I've got something special for you!

[ Vanilla pulls a sheet off a table to reveal a bunch of tiny plastic bottles, each about the size to hold one sip of liquid. ]

The blue ones are Vanilla's Famous Vanilla-Flavored One-Shot Truth Serum! One truthful statement guaranteed! The red ones are Sarsaparilla's Tequillas! Pure liquid courage - give yourself the extra kick you need to get out of your comfort zone!

...You don't have to drink these if you trust each other and are confident in yourself, but in the spirit of honesty in our relationship, I'm willing to make a trade. If all these shots are drunk by nighttime, I'll give you proof the people eliminated and disqualified are safe!

[ The truth serum, as you would expect, makes you tell the truth. The "tequillas" aren't actually alcoholic, but they do make you feel much braver. Both generally only last the length of one answer/dare, but some of them might last a little longer... chinchillas don't practice good quality control. ]

—Oh, by the way! Your scores are displayed in your tablets now! They don't include your second dates yet, but we'll keep them updated!

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It is surprisingly difficult, but. . . I have it now. Truth or dare, Mister Walker?

Dare again, I think.

Please balance a book on your head for the next ten minutes.

[pfff. please, that is so easy.

book goes on head.]

Truth or dare, then?

Mm, I'll choose truth this time.

What lead you into priesthood to begin with?

. . . My adoptive father is a priest, and he encouraged this as a path for me to take, in order to see and understand the world.

[... please stop having similarities with me. scream.]

I see.

But, I was already raised Christian, so it seemed as though it was simply the most natural course for me.

[ a beat ]

Truth or dare, Mister Walker?

That makes sense.

Dare.

Mmm . . . I dare you to sing a song backwards.

Oh, er...

I don't think I know that many songs...

[nothing appropriate for priests, anyway.]

I know a few melodies, though?

A melody would be fine, I suppose? Is that too difficult?

Not at all.

[and he uh. well.

this song, but in reverse. with a lot of starts and stops because he's used to it forward, for sure.]

[ by the end of it, he's clapping ]

My, that was really rather impressive.

That was actually a bit difficult, I have to say.

It only speaks to your talent that you were able to do it, though!

You're much too kind, Father Shirou.

Ah, truth or dare?

Mm, how about truth, this time?

How do you and Mister Avenger know each other?

. . . We serve under the same Master. But, even before we did such a thing. . .

Well, I wouldn't call us enemies, but we were in diametrically opposing forces.

. . . Ah, no. I should say - we are still in diametrically opposing forces.