randangonpa | Trash Squad Day 5

Mornin' sweethearts! Come on down to the cafeteria!

[ Today the cafeteria looks different again, most of the tables cleared out and the space full of pillows, blankets, and love sacs of various sizes. Around the time everyone gets there, Vanilla pops up in the front of the room.. ]

Do you know what one of the most important things in a relationship is? Honesty! Do you know what some others are? Trust! Self-confidence! Communication! A sense of adventure! Sexual compatibility!

...What was I talking about? Oh, right! Today's event is truth or dare! You know how it works! Find someone and ask them if they want a truth or a dare! If they pick truth, ask them any question and they have to tell the truth. If they pick dare, tell them do do anything and they have to do it. Then it's their turn. Try to ask around!

And... I've got something special for you!

[ Vanilla pulls a sheet off a table to reveal a bunch of tiny plastic bottles, each about the size to hold one sip of liquid. ]

The blue ones are Vanilla's Famous Vanilla-Flavored One-Shot Truth Serum! One truthful statement guaranteed! The red ones are Sarsaparilla's Tequillas! Pure liquid courage - give yourself the extra kick you need to get out of your comfort zone!

...You don't have to drink these if you trust each other and are confident in yourself, but in the spirit of honesty in our relationship, I'm willing to make a trade. If all these shots are drunk by nighttime, I'll give you proof the people eliminated and disqualified are safe!

[ The truth serum, as you would expect, makes you tell the truth. The "tequillas" aren't actually alcoholic, but they do make you feel much braver. Both generally only last the length of one answer/dare, but some of them might last a little longer... chinchillas don't practice good quality control. ]

—Oh, by the way! Your scores are displayed in your tablets now! They don't include your second dates yet, but we'll keep them updated!

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[...shit]

[But she's sticking her tongue out.]

Z, x, y, w, y, s, t, r, p, q, o, m, n, k, l, j, i, g, f, e, d, b, a...

[She failed that class.]

Ahh, good attempt.

No it was not, I failed English.

[She already knows she got it wrong.]

Then it is impressive that you got most of them. It is a rather difficult task for even native English speakers.

[ gently

pats her on the head?? ]

[Thank
She will accept the headpats again.]

...I failed Japanese too.

[She can't write at all.]

But, when fighting, you're the best, right?

I am inexperienced, but I am the strongest fighter under my master's rule. I have not lost so far, but I cannot say if there are others that are stronger.

Ah, naturally, we cannot say that for certain about unknown forces. But, knowing Japanese or English is not the end all be all, so don't be discouraged, alright?