randangonpa | Trash Squad Day 5

Mornin' sweethearts! Come on down to the cafeteria!

[ Today the cafeteria looks different again, most of the tables cleared out and the space full of pillows, blankets, and love sacs of various sizes. Around the time everyone gets there, Vanilla pops up in the front of the room.. ]

Do you know what one of the most important things in a relationship is? Honesty! Do you know what some others are? Trust! Self-confidence! Communication! A sense of adventure! Sexual compatibility!

...What was I talking about? Oh, right! Today's event is truth or dare! You know how it works! Find someone and ask them if they want a truth or a dare! If they pick truth, ask them any question and they have to tell the truth. If they pick dare, tell them do do anything and they have to do it. Then it's their turn. Try to ask around!

And... I've got something special for you!

[ Vanilla pulls a sheet off a table to reveal a bunch of tiny plastic bottles, each about the size to hold one sip of liquid. ]

The blue ones are Vanilla's Famous Vanilla-Flavored One-Shot Truth Serum! One truthful statement guaranteed! The red ones are Sarsaparilla's Tequillas! Pure liquid courage - give yourself the extra kick you need to get out of your comfort zone!

...You don't have to drink these if you trust each other and are confident in yourself, but in the spirit of honesty in our relationship, I'm willing to make a trade. If all these shots are drunk by nighttime, I'll give you proof the people eliminated and disqualified are safe!

[ The truth serum, as you would expect, makes you tell the truth. The "tequillas" aren't actually alcoholic, but they do make you feel much braver. Both generally only last the length of one answer/dare, but some of them might last a little longer... chinchillas don't practice good quality control. ]

—Oh, by the way! Your scores are displayed in your tablets now! They don't include your second dates yet, but we'll keep them updated!

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Ah, yes yes, very well.

[ "四" - four, and "郎" - son. pretty straightforward. ]

[...ah. It's not the same.

Rin looks disappointed, surprisingly? But he'll accept that answer.]

Right, thanks.

[He does seem a lot less energetic than he was a moment ago though.]

[ WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO IF HE HAD THE SAME KANJI HE'S NOT REALLY YOUR DAD ]

Sorry for disappointing you.

[MULTIPLE TIMELINES BITCHES RULER COULD HAVE BEEN HIS DAD IN ANOTHER TIMELINE OR SOME SHIT]

It's alright, I shouldn't have expected it to be the same.

[ HE IS TOO DEAD I REGRET TO INFORM YOU ]

The same as who. . . ?

...

It doesn't matter.

[Oh right.]

And I pick dare.

[ hm ]

I dare you to tell Mister Walker and Miss Sonia a secret of yours.

[He. Actually has to consider that for a moment.]

...you know I think I told Allen most of my secrets already. I'll have to think of one he doesn't know.

[He hasn't told Sonia about Satan yet, so that can be the secret she learns.]

Then it'll be a challenging dare. Fight hard, Rin-san.

Fine, fine, I'll do my best.

[That one will have to happen later, though. For now!]

Truth, or dare?

Truth.

Why do you want me to share secrets with Allen and Sonia?

[He was going to anyway, but he's curious.]

It's a nice, romantic bonding experience.

And here I thought kissing was the 'romantic bonding experience'.

[HE'S TEASING

then again he DOES have that bite mark on his neck from Allen, so.]

If you would like to multi-task, I am not restricting you.

[ LEWD ]

Wow, I never expected to hear a priest encourage teenage shenanigans like that.

I'm a little unorthodox, I admit. But, what is there to discourage about love? You are already old enough to be wise about your decisions - I shouldn't have to scold you, I'm sure?

But, if you would like me to lecture you. . .

Nah, I think I can do without one of those 'if you hurt her I'll kill you' talks. If anything, it's my gentle heart that could end up being broken. Those two have poker faces like you wouldn't believe.

[And Rin is just an emotional wreck most of the time.]

Ah, I have somewhat noticed, myself. . .

[ kettle, pot, ]

Would you like me to give them a stern talk?

Only if you lecture Allen on being gentle with my 'tender virgin heart'.

[Which is absolutely a joke because 1: there is nothing tender nor virginal about him, and 2: by the time Rider and Allen talk, Allen will be well-acquainted with that fact.]