Day 2: The Motives

[pandatrash]

[Your first "chillaxin day" comes and goes. No exits are found, no help has come, no real explanations are given. But all of a sudden, the tablets reboot and start showing... a spreadsheet. Well, that's something, at least.]

[Tycoon is out in full force today, dashing up to everyone he meets and handing each of them a cute envelope with their name written on the front in crayon. If they should look inside, they'll find their murder carrot written there, as well as, "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY." If your character is one of the ones who has no bribe for which they would kill an innocent person, they will instead find a picture of dickbutt, but with their own face crudely drawn on it, and helpful "DIS U" with an arrow, just in case the point was missed.]

((🔪 Setting
🔪 If you haven't filled out the character list and IC profiles yet, please do that. Until those are done, we have the aforementioned spreadsheet the raccoons are still fixing their tablet software, okay).
🔪 Trust sheets are due Sunday, 6pm PST
🔪If you decide to drop but would like to play out a death scene, you can comment here to volunteer to die.
🔪 We had two last-minute drops: Hiyoko, who did not intro, and Kaito, who would like to retcon having intro'd. The original sign still said 32... well, lbr, raccoons aren't that good at counting.

SOME THREAD LINKS:
McGonagall gives a speech
Oops the library is on fire))

Comments

[afailedmurder]

Oh, hello there. I'm burning down the library.

[splashes some oil around]

[pandatreasure]

Oh, oh, is that all? Okay, just wondering, in that case I'm just gonna—DAMN IT, YOU LITTLE PUNK.

[there are some whirring noises, probably muffled by the all the commotion, just before the sprinklers on the ceiling get to work and start spewing down fire suppressant foam. so we all get to be covered in that now]

[afailedmurder]

[w e l p that'll ruin a guy's hair. He tries to protect his flame, fails completely, and ends up hacking up a lung full of smoke and foam.]

[pandatreasure]

[puts her tiny plush paws on her tiny plush hips]

Ya done yet, or nah?

[afailedmurder]

I didn't break any of your rules...

[cough, cough]

So what's the problem?

[pandatreasure]

Murder is a nighttime only activity! Did you know, you know, most people die of smoke inhalation during a house fire before the flames get them? And I'm sure not about to go and open a window, no sir.

[afailedmurder]

Nobody died, did they? They might have lasted until nighttime for all you know.

[arguing just to argue at this point]

[pandatreasure]

A good teacher is proactive in ensuring the safety of their students! Something like that, yeah.