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pandatrash ([personal profile] pandatrash) wrote in [community profile] randangonpa2017-12-09 11:00 am

Day 2: The Motives

[Your first "chillaxin day" comes and goes. No exits are found, no help has come, no real explanations are given. But all of a sudden, the tablets reboot and start showing... a spreadsheet. Well, that's something, at least.]

[Tycoon is out in full force today, dashing up to everyone he meets and handing each of them a cute envelope with their name written on the front in crayon. If they should look inside, they'll find their murder carrot written there, as well as, "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY." If your character is one of the ones who has no bribe for which they would kill an innocent person, they will instead find a picture of dickbutt, but with their own face crudely drawn on it, and helpful "DIS U" with an arrow, just in case the point was missed.]

((🔪 Setting
🔪 If you haven't filled out the character list and IC profiles yet, please do that. Until those are done, we have the aforementioned spreadsheet the raccoons are still fixing their tablet software, okay).
🔪 Trust sheets are due Sunday, 6pm PST
🔪If you decide to drop but would like to play out a death scene, you can comment here to volunteer to die.
🔪 We had two last-minute drops: Hiyoko, who did not intro, and Kaito, who would like to retcon having intro'd. The original sign still said 32... well, lbr, raccoons aren't that good at counting.

SOME THREAD LINKS:
McGonagall gives a speech
Oops the library is on fire))
purrtagonist: but this one does (don’t know if squirrels have darkvision)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[jesus christ detective!!]

. . .

[he holds out a hand]

Give me the fire.
afailedmurder: (23)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Lights the corner of a fresh book on fire and holds it out to him. This is what you meant, right?]
purrtagonist: I have trust issues (These fake walls are why)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . no. not at all. but he'll still take it, pinching the corner of the book furthest away from the flame, watching as it creeps along the spine and chars the pages. before it can burn his fingers, he drops it on the ground at his feet, stomping the fire out as quickly as he can before it spreads]

[holds out his hand again]


Give me all of the fire.
afailedmurder: (43)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[hesitates for a little too long, but he's moving to hand over the fire when the suppressant foam starts coming down]
purrtagonist: can I get advantage on the stealth roll? (If I hum the pink panther song)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . DAMN IT, he was going to make a point here!1]

[also? now he's covered in foam, and holding a pot that was (formerly) on fire]


. . .

Honestly, I would've done this in the kitchen sink. Controlled burn. Less chance of people dying via smoke inhalation.

[wipes. some foam. from his glasses]
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[coughs a little; all the smoke has in fact been getting to him]

They wouldn't care if there were no real stakes. It wouldn't make me feel any better, either.
purrtagonist: (no offense but when can I kill something)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[don't kill yourself on the second day??]

Ah. The truth comes out.

[somewhat dry as he places the pot aside and plucks off his glasses to clean them]

Less a rebellious statement about resisting an unjust authority, and more you letting off some steam.

[something he understands, at least. Akira would've chosen a far less dangerous method, but. the sentiment he can get]
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[you're not the boss of me!!]

It's not mutually exclusive.
purrtagonist: (roll for sass)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[he'll get a spray bottle don't think he won't!!]

No, but one does tend to shine more than the other in moments like this.
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[hmmmph]

...It wasn't worth having to listen to all these pathetic cowards whine about it.
purrtagonist: because i'm a thief and i want things (why do you even want an apron?)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . a snort, and he flicks some foam from his fingers to the ground]

I guess if you were going to burn anything, the library was the best bet.

[with all of those nosy, stalker books existing, and all that]

Speaking of, did you-- [gestures at a pile of ashes] -- with our book, too?
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[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-10 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
As with many other things, it's more "your" book than "ours," though it doesn't mention either of us by name. I'd kept it safe because I hadn't finished reading it yet... but Dazai snatched it while I had my hands full.

[ W H O O P S ]
purrtagonist: to summon the devil (I gotta play the fiddle)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[a h]

[damn it Akechi you burned down ALMOST THE ENTIRE LIBRARY and you couldn't have taken their book down with it!1]

[DEEP SIGH]


I'll take care of it.

Meanwhile, we need to find you a less dangerous but equally as destructive way of expressing your frustration.

[does such a thing even exist]
afailedmurder: (47)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose you have any suggestions...?

[please tell him what to kill, it's been like three days since anyone has done that for him]
purrtagonist: (roll for 360 no-scope)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-11 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[WE ARE NOT KILLING ANYTHING IT'S TIME TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF]

[anyway, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fancy paper snowflake created from both a motive envelope and a motive piece of paper]


Arts and crafts.

[. . . this is symbolic he swears]
afailedmurder: (53)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...Seriously?

[where is Sakamoto when I need a "for real"]
purrtagonist: (The gargoyle takes a MASSIVE hit)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-11 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[someone play the "sakamoto_forreal.wav" soundbite]

I'll explain in a second.

[folds the paper up and slips it back into his pockett]

We should get out of here first, though. [the fire's out but there's still ash and shit everywhere] Are you okay?
Edited 2017-12-11 16:28 (UTC)
afailedmurder: (10)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine.

[not really, he's singed and smokey and at some point he got into a book-throwing fight with Kaiba. but he's ready to leave, at any rate]
purrtagonist: prestidigitation on your orb? (Would you like me to cast)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-11 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[children, why]

Kitchen.

[and he gestures for Akechi to follow as he makes his way there. his shoes are squishing as he walks because. . . foam]
afailedmurder: (40)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.

[following along, squish squish squish]
purrtagonist: but will not wear the eye patch (the dinosaur is fine with the dress)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH]

[once they get there, Akira lays his glasses on the counter and gets to work, fetching a glass of water and a damp dish towel and clumps of ice from the freezer wrapped in a dry dish towel. that last one is for the bruises from Kaiba]


Did you get into a fight. . .?
afailedmurder: (A PLEASANT BOY)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaiba and I had a difference of opinion.
purrtagonist: (roll for 360 no-scope)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-11 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Over the library, I'm assuming.

[plops the ice pack and the damp towel on the counter in front of Akechi while simultaneously sliding him the glass of water]
afailedmurder: (gay baby jail)

[personal profile] afailedmurder 2017-12-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Naturally. Of course, there were several others who disagreed with my actions as well...

[goes for the towel first, cleanliness is next to godliness]

But there's a difference between someone who can express concerns rationally and someone who needs to build himself up on the backs of others, wouldn't you say? The latter being nothing more than a pissant bully.
purrtagonist: (you won a free trip to the town jail!)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2017-12-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[you need a shower buddy]

Believe me, I agree. But also, in this case?

You set the library on fire.

[JUST. . . JUST SAYING]

[you probably sent a lot of people into a blind panic Akechi!!]

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