randangonpa | Day 2: The Motives

[Your first "chillaxin day" comes and goes. No exits are found, no help has come, no real explanations are given. But all of a sudden, the tablets reboot and start showing... a spreadsheet. Well, that's something, at least.]

[Tycoon is out in full force today, dashing up to everyone he meets and handing each of them a cute envelope with their name written on the front in crayon. If they should look inside, they'll find their murder carrot written there, as well as, "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY." If your character is one of the ones who has no bribe for which they would kill an innocent person, they will instead find a picture of dickbutt, but with their own face crudely drawn on it, and helpful "DIS U" with an arrow, just in case the point was missed.]

((🔪 Setting
🔪 If you haven't filled out the character list and IC profiles yet, please do that. Until those are done, we have the aforementioned spreadsheet the raccoons are still fixing their tablet software, okay).
🔪 Trust sheets are due Sunday, 6pm PST
🔪If you decide to drop but would like to play out a death scene, you can comment here to volunteer to die.
🔪 We had two last-minute drops: Hiyoko, who did not intro, and Kaito, who would like to retcon having intro'd. The original sign still said 32... well, lbr, raccoons aren't that good at counting.

SOME THREAD LINKS:
McGonagall gives a speech
Oops the library is on fire))

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Tonight is going to be your first or second night dry?

Second.

[so like. GUESS WE'RE FINDING OUT IF I'LL LIVE, WILL-SAN.]

And I'm the only person you've told.

[i mean. vague gesture like who the fuck else would he tell unless he's caught like this?

it's fine. some teenagers will figure it out eventually.]

[roughly shaking a hand through his hair, just . . . why do people do this to will graham's morals]

[well, dazai for one is still smiling.]

Keep in mind: I did this to myself.

[no obligation, bro]

If that part mattered, then EMTs would have a lot less work to do.

[grabbing Dazai's arm and hauling him up, using his jacket to get the hold right]

[--?! but--no. noooo just let him. lay here???

not being especially helpful with this but hauled to his feet nonetheless.]

I didn't realize Will-san was an EMT.

[and we're walking to the cafeteria]

I'm not. But I knew a few. Cases like yours were the worst for them; all of their effort becomes useless.

Ah, so Will-san does know a hopeless case when he sees one. I was beginning to wonder.

You're not a hopeless case, only a demanding one. Whenever you succeed, it will be purely by accident.

[this is the laughter of someone who can't argue with the truth.

also someone who's getting feverish but. meh.

tries to wave him off nonetheless.]

So in that case, if I say "leave it", it's on purpose. And not by accident.

Are you asking me to respect your wishes?

[dropping him down at a cafeteria table, not too rough but not too careful either]

[sliding into a seat, almost tipping out of it but mostly just grabbing onto the table.]

I am.

Well, I don't want to be responsible for or involved with you, but I'm not getting my way, either. Seems we're just going to have to be disrespectful all around.

No one is asking for you to be responsible for or involved.

[makes a kind of shooing motion with his hand.]

[taking a seat out of his reach, scanning the cafeteria]

None of this is for you, Osamu.

I hope you don't think I'm foolish enough to think any kind of action toward me is for me, Will-san.

No. I'm trying to stop your arguments, just like how I did. But being in your twenties is a narcissistic time. I remember it, so I'm not holding it against you.

Who said I've only been a narcissist since my twenties?

It could be a complete personality dysfunction.

[going to neatly toss dazai over to ichigo and akira once given the chance, etc etc]

I'm going to say that I don't want to get into psychological analysis, for the record.

Ah, right. Ultimate Criminal Profiler Will Graham.

Is that why you seem so intent to strip any kind of agency away from me each time I speak with you? Or is that just your kink?

And I really don't want to get into my analysis, for the record.

Then, again, for the record, I prefer Dazai.

At least respect that much of my wishes.

What's your conservative estimate that you're going to get on my nerves again?

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