Day 11

[pandatreasure]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[Ah yes, there's the beautiful sound of Raquelle's voice ringing out over the loudspeakers to wake everyone the fuck up this fine and lovely morning. Don'tcha just love that raccoon screeching.]

I get it, I get it, you're all fat and happy after the holidays. Well, no more of that, that's for sure! You can trust us on that, you sure can, nyehehehehe! 'til then...Oooh, maybe we will have some corpses to mess with if you guys don't hurry your butts up.

Nyehehehehe!

[Aaaand with that, she's gone. What the hell is she talking about? Maybe take some time to check out all the cool new areas that have been found overnight and find out...]


((Content Warning: Investigation portions of this post are going to contain eye trauma/horror. The tag in which it actually appears will be marked in the subject, but please be aware of this before choosing to participate in the investigation!

For this investigation! because there's very little to find, there are going to be two toplevels for the locations containing stuff. Please give precedence to people who didn't find anything last time! Once the appropriate discoveries have been made, feel free to involve others in each thread.

Recyclr))

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INVESTIGATION: KITCHEN

[pandatreasure]

[Nothing is immediately off about the kitchen—so what mundane morning things are you here to do?]

[cw_suicide]

[AKIRA-KUN WHERE'S THE COFFEE. SOMEONE HAS A HANGOVER.]

[afailedmurder]

[KURUSU-KUN WHERE'S THE COFFEE. SOMEONE GETS VERY CRANKY WITHOUT HIS CAFFEINE FIX.]

[cw_suicide]

[... oh, it's you.]

[afailedmurder]

[same to you buster!!!]

...Have you seen Kurusu this morning?

[cw_suicide]

I haven't.

[... but there's fresh coffee?

this is.

troubling?]

[afailedmurder]

Perhaps he had to step away for a moment...?

[doesn't sound too sure about that, but it's not like he's NOT going to pour himself some coffee]

[cw_suicide]

[yeah, UH.

you investigate whatever plopped into your coffee while I instantly check for bodies at the sound of things falling into coffee mugs.]

[afailedmurder]

[if by "investigate" you mean "scream and throw it across the room," sure]

E-eyeball!! Eyeball in the coffee!!

[cw_suicide]

[CLOSING TRASHCANS HE HAS BEEN ROOTING AROUND IN AFTER CHECKING FRIDGE, FREEZER, AND PANTRY.]

What color?

[WHY DID YOU FLING IT, YOU IDIOT?]

[afailedmurder]

I don't fucking know!

[stomps over to it to check it out though]

[pandatreasure]

[Lucky for these two whiny assholes, the coffee pot on the counter is full! The coffee's even still steaming so you know it's nice and fresh.

> Pour coffee?]

[afailedmurder]

[SIGH. Yes, I suppose I will POUR THE COFFEE MYSELF like SOME KIND OF ANIMAL]

[pandatreasure]

[PATHETIC

there's a quiet plop as the coffee is poured]

[afailedmurder]

[uhhhhhhhh]

[takes a spoon to fish out whatever the hell that just was]

cw eye trauma YOU GUESSED IT FOLKS

[pandatreasure]

[hey did you know that eyeballs sink???? i do now because i had to google that. NO REASON OR ANYTHING

and by "no reason" i mean there's an eyeball on the spoon now

it's still oozing bits of blood from a fairly deep cut in the front of it and it has some stringy internal bits still attached to the back...]

[afailedmurder]

—shit!!

[screams and flings the mug]

[pandatreasure]

[and now there is an eyeball all the way over there]

[afailedmurder]

[uggghhh. going over with his spoon to pick it up and see what color it is]

[cw_suicide]

[.......... wait.

squints at the coffee pot]

[pandatreasure]

[it's coffee

surely :) there is :) nothing to worry about :)]

[cw_suicide]

[I HEARD THAT PLOP. THIS IS A LIE.

WELP. TIME TO CHECK THE FRIDGE/FREEZER.]

[pandatreasure]

[there's no more ice cream left :(]

[cw_suicide]

[PANTRY WHERE? ANYTHING THERE?]

[pandatreasure]

[food there! most of the good stuff is all gone now. a tragedy.]