randangonpa | Day 11

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[Ah yes, there's the beautiful sound of Raquelle's voice ringing out over the loudspeakers to wake everyone the fuck up this fine and lovely morning. Don'tcha just love that raccoon screeching.]

I get it, I get it, you're all fat and happy after the holidays. Well, no more of that, that's for sure! You can trust us on that, you sure can, nyehehehehe! 'til then...Oooh, maybe we will have some corpses to mess with if you guys don't hurry your butts up.

Nyehehehehe!

[Aaaand with that, she's gone. What the hell is she talking about? Maybe take some time to check out all the cool new areas that have been found overnight and find out...]

((Content Warning: Investigation portions of this post are going to contain eye trauma/horror. The tag in which it actually appears will be marked in the subject, but please be aware of this before choosing to participate in the investigation!

For this investigation! because there's very little to find, there are going to be two toplevels for the locations containing stuff. Please give precedence to people who didn't find anything last time! Once the appropriate discoveries have been made, feel free to involve others in each thread.

Recyclr))

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[it takes him a second but

okay yes here we go, bunp]

You'd better not. Who'll make the coffee?

[HECK YES BUMP]

I-I'd have to leave the task up to you, and you're still not. . . up to par just yet.

[h-heh. at least he has enough strength to joke around]

[good!! huffs melodramatically (to cover his actual wince, why are directions so hard)]

When you need something hacked or programmed, then we'll see who's not up to par. I delegate responsibility.

Like a true businessman, i-is that it?

[THANKS. . . KAIBA, FOR MAKING THE REALLY FUCKED UP TEENAGER LAUGH]

[smirks in return]

It's a skill like any other. Delegate to the wrong person and what're you left for refreshments?

Lightly coffee-flavored hot water.

[tilts his head back and lets out a breathy haaaaa, like he's laughing at his own joke]

Sometimes it's heavily coffee-flavored hot water.

[or vaguely sludgy warmish water, or any number of things inbetween, or...no he really really is bad at this]

...You shouldn't be drinking so much coffee anyway. Stunts your growth.

. . . I'm an average height for my age. . .

[JUST SAYING]

You're shorter than me.

[JUST SAYING!!!]

Y-you're freakishly tall.

[just saying AGAIN]

Maybe you just need to do some more growing. It's not completely unheard of. Or you could just get elevator shoes.

Stilts.

[. . . okay, Akira. YOU'RE LIKE. HALF-DEAD. IS NOW REALLY THE TIME FOR THESE KINDS OF JOKES]

[better now than after being whole-dead?]

A custom Segway? There's room for a cupholder, too.

J-- [a breath] J-just the place to put my morning. . . coffee.

May as well. You probably won't shrink.

Not until I'm. . . an old, old man.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

So, you probably won't shrink.

[too soon???]

. . .

[DEADEYED STARE]

[probably]

[okay so that is much more the expression kaiba is used to receiving on a regular basis but still whoops? he shrugs again]

...Maybe swap out a coffee for a latte. Extra calcium.

I'll t-think about it.

[dry amusement, at least]

You'll have the time. Can even catch up on sleep between getting to know the alien better. I'm sure it'll be terribly exciting.

I'd ask if h-he's a good conversationalist, but I d-don't. . . talk. . . in my-- [another breath] -- sleep.

How do you know? Aren't you generally asleep while you're sleeping?

My cat. . . would've told me. . . if I did.

[what]

[hey, he's not gonna kinkshame]

...I see I stand corrected.

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