Day 15

[pandatrash]

[There are really only two important things to note about Day 15:

One, your tablet informs you that there's a killing night tonight! Tonight we're back to normal; only one murder, please!

And two, there is shitty prepackaged deli sushi in kitchen. So uh, y'know. Enjoy that.]


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Comments

[flamingprick]

One: no.

Two: hell no!

[This is why you're not on the cool list Kaiba.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[there are so many more reasons than that that he's not on the cool list. but he smirks back]

What is this, then? People you owe money?

[flamingprick]

People who are cooler than your dumb ass!

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

My ass is considered quite smart in some circles, you know. ...What standards are you measuring "cool" by? Because some of these rankings definitely seem off.

[flamingprick]

Cool people on this cool list are friendly, smart, and not complete assholes. Oh and they can do cool stuff too.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Cool stuff like what? What cool thing did Saihara ever do other than decide to babysit Akechi for us?

[flamingprick]

He figured out the mystery yesterday.

[Of who killed Maki. Even if that was a very sad mystery to solve.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[nods]

I didn't say he wasn't clever, or even that he wasn't probably a perfectly nice person. But "cool"? Does Ms. McGonagall even know what "cool" is?

[flamingprick]

She just is, okay? She's really patient, but she's got that thousand-yard-glare that can get anyone to get in like. So she's probably a really good teacher. But even if she can scare someone into behaving, she's still got a good heart. So that makes her cool.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Hey, don't make it sound like I'm trying to badmouth her!

[looks around, he does not want any more points taken from slytherin]

But okay, fair. These suit your definition. But what's the purpose? Are the rest of us meant to feel jealous of our lack of coolness?

[flamingprick]

Nah, not really. It's just for something to do.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

...Really? No betting pool, no feedback loops, no reorgs?

[flamingprick]

No? Why would you need something like that?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Why would you need data if you aren't going to do anything with it?

[flamingprick]

For fun? Like, seriously, you've heard of fun before right?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I've heard of "fun." I work in the entertainment industry, you know.

[flamingprick]

Yeah, but do you ever HAVE any fun?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Certainly not making lists.

[pause]

...Not lists of "cool" people, anyway. That's work.

[flamingprick]

You seriously never did dumb stuff in school that was mostly meaningless just to have something to do to pass the time and to laugh with your friends about?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[does hiring a bunch of assassins and psychos to attempt to kill your classmate and his friends since he beat you at a card game count]

...

[flamingprick]

...

Shit, do you not have any friends?

[THAT IS A LOOK OF PITY BTW Rin knows what it's like to be friendless.]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

No.

[wait shit wrong answer]

--No, I'm not having this conversation.

[flamingprick]

[Yes we are having this conversation.]

Damn, I'm sorry for not noticing before. I get it though, it can be really hard to make friends sometimes. I've been there.

But it's okay! Starting today, I'll be your friend.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I don't need a friend. So thanks, but no thanks. I can laugh at dumb stuff on my own.

[flamingprick]

Sorry, we're already friends now. Can't go back on that.