Day 17 - WHODUNNIT?

[pandatrash]

[It's that time again! The Great Detective has been killed, so put those little grey cells to work and find the culprit!]

[Most of the flooding has been stopped as well, though it's uncomfortably damp just about everywhere. Looks like the raccoons only half-assed their cleanup.]

[Speaking of half-assed, where's Tycoon? I mean, broken ones, sure, but has anybody seen him up and about? Looks like you guys might be flying blind this time around...]

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[loveandwillpower]

You have to delve into the mysteries of the female orgasm to get it.

[ This face is the face of someone with no regrets in life ]

[purrtagonist]

[IN THE MOST DEADPAN TONE HE CAN MUSTER]

I'm into girls too, don't get me wrong. But my heart is currently spoken for. I'm afraid I have to refuse, with much regret.

[loveandwillpower]

A romance withered on the vine before it could blossom. Maybe our souls will meet in another life.

[ Tips her chair back on two legs so she can pose in a full swoon. ]

[purrtagonist]

[REACHES FOR HER. . . DRAMATICALLY. . . with his uninjured hand]

Bound by destiny, the red thread of fate-- something something something.

[#hetried]

What was in the compartment the. . . orgasm key opened in the white room?

[formerly white room]

[loveandwillpower]

[ [ Leans back even further so she can reach out all yearning and just miss his hand. V dramatic v tragic ]

A big knife.

And a note that sent us to the morgue.

[purrtagonist]

[THEIR RED THREAD IS PULLED TAUT LIKE A SPIDER WEB READY TO SNAP]

Okay. What was up with the knife, and what was in the morgue?

[loveandwillpower]

"Win, rearranged, danger, stolen."

A whole mess of riddles, that's what.

[purrtagonist]

[HE DOESN'T GET IT]

You know, you could give me the answers to these puzzles.

[loveandwillpower]

And deprive you of the fun?

[ Leaning back so far her face is going all red. ]

[purrtagonist]

You don't know the answer either, do you?

[loveandwillpower]

I know the answer!

...I may have found it by luck and woman's intuition, but I do know the answer!

[purrtagonist]

Then what is the answer?

[don't leave him hanging Minako!]

[loveandwillpower]

And spoil the fun of solving it yourself?

[purrtagonist]

[WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS]

I hate puzzles.

[he says in a deadpan]

[loveandwillpower]

I'll tell you the answer if you survive to the end.

[purrtagonist]

. . .

Yeah, you definitely haven't figured it out.

[loveandwillpower]

I got to the fifth floor, didn't I?!

[purrtagonist]

Sorry, I still don't believe you. Maybe Ulaz was the one who solved it?

[loveandwillpower]

Ulaz doesn't know anything about earth food how would he know the answer!!

[purrtagonist]

[HE JUST SHRUGS!!]

[loveandwillpower]

Did you know he'll eat anything raw?

He doesn't care about getting worms or salmon flu or anything, even Artemis is pickier and he won't eat without a fork.