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randangonpa2018-01-21 12:50 pm
pandatrash) wrote in randangonpa2018-01-21 12:50 pm
Day 18
[Only 13 remain, and the killing night is coming.]
[The tablet has a few things it would like to tell you:
1. Since the snitch already let the cat out of the bag, we'll confirm that Akira Kurusu's prize will be granted at the end of the game. He had a special deal because we thought it would be hilarious if he killed somebody (we were right)! So when all this is over, we'll bring everybody back to life and send them wherever they ask to go.
2. But, hmm, we didn't really mention how we'd bring them back, did we? Or in what state? Or how many legs they would have? Might still be worth your while to live to the end! Just sayin'!
3. Also, that sweet deal is no longer up for grabs: If you want your carrot, you have to kill AND you have to avoid the following execution.
4. But don't worry! We'll remove sticks for anyone who kills OR dies OR makes six friends, without further conditions. We're so generous!
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[The tablet has a few things it would like to tell you:
1. Since the snitch already let the cat out of the bag, we'll confirm that Akira Kurusu's prize will be granted at the end of the game. He had a special deal because we thought it would be hilarious if he killed somebody (we were right)! So when all this is over, we'll bring everybody back to life and send them wherever they ask to go.
2. But, hmm, we didn't really mention how we'd bring them back, did we? Or in what state? Or how many legs they would have? Might still be worth your while to live to the end! Just sayin'!
3. Also, that sweet deal is no longer up for grabs: If you want your carrot, you have to kill AND you have to avoid the following execution.
4. But don't worry! We'll remove sticks for anyone who kills OR dies OR makes six friends, without further conditions. We're so generous!
((Trust Sheets - 1/23, 6pm PST
Recyclr
Shrine offerings
Game nav
Private Posts
ANNOUNCEMENT))
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you hear that, my dudes
that is the oh-so satisfying noise of the major award, which fits perfectly at the widest point of its lampshade through the doggie door, being devoured by the garbage disposal in the door.
it goes slowly enough that there is surprisingly minimal blood splatter involved, and thank fucking god! but it also goes slowly enough that you gotta like...feed...the leg...into the thing.......and just watch that get cut to fucking bits. there...it goes.......... we will remember ye fondly.
when the leg is completely c o n s u m e d, the door shuts, and makes a satisfying click noise as it locks itself in place. any attempts to open it back up will fail; it's sealed shut.]
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I feel like the real logic puzzle is why we didn't just do this in the first place.
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[ right, well ]
Only the blue key is left now.
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