Day 20: Whodunnit?

[pandatreasure]

[As is about standard fare around here, the tablets come to life the next morning with the regular notification that they'll have to vote for someone today for tomorrow's execution. The bodies have been cleaned up by now, and the library is no longer flooded. The cat piano remains, unfortunately.

The tablets also display this ecard to everyone, dubious image quality and all, only the raccoons have photoshopped Will Graham's face onto it, except they picked a picture where he was in the middle of sneezing?? All victories must come at a cost. Anyone who tries to jump the gun and vote on their tablets will notice that Will is no longer a voting option. Guess we're gonna have to work together to pick a recent murderer this time!!! Boooooo.]

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Comments

[truthstranger]

[ It's apparently time for an announcement, finally. ]

...Here are the results of my investigation.

Kaiba killed Hiyori. It sounds like he trusted him enough to meet.

Ulaz killed Illya... it was a murder of convenience. She was the first possible target.

Minako killed Grim Eyes, which they planned together in advance.

And... Mae killed Corrin.

Of those... my proposal is to vote for Kaiba. Not because of any judgment on their motives or actions. Simply because... we need to pick someone, to avoid an innocent person being targeted.

[insurgeont]

[ If any of that's any kind of surprise, Ulaz sure doesn't show it. ]

I have no objections.

[loveandwillpower]

Illya?! Really. REALLY?!

[insurgeont]

It was nothing more than bad luck.

[loveandwillpower]

What about your Hippopotamus Oath?!

[insurgeont]

...My what?

[ THE FUCK'S A HIPPOPOTAMUS ]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Ami's gonna be a doctor she talks about this stuff has this man even been to medical school ]

The whole do no harm deal! It's a whole doctor thing!

[maege]

[sure ain't a trial without mae going from zero to completely ready to throw down eh]

Hi, hey, actually, I'd like to propose we don't vote for Kaiba, as a matter of fact, because yes we need to pick someone but I don't think that's a great reason for it to be him? If we're just gonna have honesty hour over here, I'm voting for Ulaz because I don't really like the whole murder of convenience thing, and I don't like that that willingness extended to someone who looked like a kid and basically acted like one all the time.

["hey mae just keep your mouth shut and lay low and" SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE]

[insurgeont]

Should I have killed due to a grudge instead?

[maege]

Heeeyyy guess who I'm not interested in arguing with about this because my vote isn't changing? That's riiiiight.

[insurgeont]

[ If he were physically capable of rolling his eyes, he would. His reason for killing was probably way better than yours, anyway!!! ]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

...Of course.

[truthstranger]

...I am sorry.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

No, you're not.

[truthstranger]

Yes, I am! I don't want anyone here to die. I just... want someone innocent to die even less.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I'm sure you did a proper sin rating of each of us before making your judgement.

[loveandwillpower]

Yeah, that all checks out.

But Kaiba's my dumb jerk friend so I'm voting for Ulaz.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[wait really what]

[maege]

[+1 BUT WITH MORE INDIGNATION]

[loveandwillpower]

[ A maiden's feelings are an invincible shield ]

[afailedmurder]

[not much to say here, just hanging out nearby for moral support]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[don't worry, I see you]

[afailedmurder]

[doesn't look particularly happy about it]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[looks real fuckin blank]

[afailedmurder]

...Don't take this out on Saihara.